Текст и перевод песни 周杰倫 - 三年二班

三年二班

眼睛你要擦亮 記住我的模樣 表情不用太緊張 我是 三年二班
我專心打球的側臉還滿好看 黑板 是吸收知識的地方
只是教室的陽光 那顏色我不太喜歡
沒有操場的自然 為何比較漂亮的都是在隔壁班
還有考卷的答案 我剛好都不會算
沒關係 再繼續努力 沒關係 為什麼上課時舉手很難
為什麼拿線上寶物簡單
為什麼女生不喜歡太胖 為什麼都別人手機在響
正手發長球的打法只是初級乒乓
反手短打再狠狠殺球是高級乒乓 回轉技巧乒乓 前場速攻乒乓
對牆壁 在練習 乒乓 乒乓
這第一名到底要多強(不用問 一定有人向你挑戰)
到底還要過多少關
(不用怕 告訴他們誰是男子漢) 可不可以不要這個獎
(不想問 我只想要留一點汗)
我當我自己的裁判(不想說 選擇對手跟要打的仗)
這第一名到底要多強(不用問 一定有人向你挑戰)
到底還要過多少關
(不用怕 告訴他們誰是男子漢) 可不可以不要這個獎
(不想問 我只想要留一點汗)
我當我自己的裁判(不想說 選擇對手跟要打的仗)
我不想 就這樣一直走 每天都遇上
充滿敵意那種眼光 等機會 就是要打倒對方 這種結果我不要
這虛榮的驕傲
這目的很好笑 我其實都知道 你只是想炫燿 我永遠做不到
你永遠贏不了
我永遠做不到 你永遠贏不了 永遠都贏不了
走下鄉 尋找哪有花香(為什麼 這麼簡單你做不到)
坐車廂 朝著南下方向(為什麼 這種速度你追不到)
鳥飛翔 穿過這條小巷(為什麼 這麼簡單你做不到)
仔細想 這種生活安詳(為什麼 這種速度你追不到)
不好笑 不好笑 不好笑
這第一名到底要多強(不用問 一定有人向你挑戰)
到底還要過多少關
(不用怕 告訴他們誰是男子漢) 可不可以不要這個獎
(不想問 我只想要留一點汗)
我當我自己的裁判(不想說 選擇對手跟要打的仗)
我不想 就這樣一直走 每天都遇上
充滿敵意那種眼光 等機會 就是要打倒對方 這種結果我不要
這虛榮的驕傲
我不想 就這樣一直走 每天都遇上
充滿敵意那種眼光 等機會 就是要打倒對方 這種結果我不要
這虛榮的驕傲
走下鄉 尋找哪有花香
坐車廂 朝著南下方向
鳥飛翔 穿過這條小巷
仔細想 這種生活安詳

Third Grade, Class Two

Girl, sharpen your focus. Memorize my face. And don't you sweat it, I'm from Third Grade, Class Two.
Check out my stylish profile when I play ball. Chalkboards are made to absorb knowledge.
But I'm not too keen on how the sun shines in our classroom.
Why's it that the other classes get the pretty scenery, when we don't have a playground?
Oh, and I suck at math.
Well, whatever. I'll keep grinding. Whatever. It's not like it's hard to answer questions in class,
and it's easy to find treasures online.
Why don't girls like guys with too much meat on their bones? Why is it that other people's phones are always ringing?
Forehand long shots are just table tennis for beginners.
A backhand short serve and a powerful kill shot is advanced table tennis. Topspin finesse table tennis, quick attack table tennis.
Against the wall, practicing, ping-pong, ping-pong.
How strong does the person in first place need to be? (Don't ask. There will definitely be someone who will challenge you.)
How many more levels do I need to pass?
(Don't worry, just tell them who's boss.) Can I not get this award?
(Don't ask. I just want to work up a sweat.)
I'm my own referee. (I don't want to talk about choosing opponents or the battles to fight.)
How strong does the person in first place need to be? (Don't ask. There will definitely be someone who will challenge you.)
How many more levels do I need to pass?
(Don't worry, just tell them who's boss.) Can I not get this award?
(Don't ask. I just want to work up a sweat.)
I'm my own referee. (I don't want to talk about choosing opponents or the battles to fight.)
I don't want to just keep walking, running into
those hostile glares every day. I'll just wait for my chance to strike and take down my opponent. That's not the result I want.
This conceited arrogance,
this hilarious goal. I know what you're really all about. You just want to show off. I'll never be able to do that.
You'll never be able to win.
I'll never be able to do that. You'll never be able to win. Never be able to win.
Let's head out to the countryside, find where the flowers bloom. (Why can't you do something so simple?)
Let's hop in a car and head south. (Why can't you keep up with this speed?)
Birds fly through these alleyways. (Why can't you do something so simple?)
Think about it, this life is so peaceful. (Why can't you keep up with this speed?)
That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny.
How strong does the person in first place need to be? (Don't ask. There will definitely be someone who will challenge you.)
How many more levels do I need to pass?
(Don't worry, just tell them who's boss.) Can I not get this award?
(Don't ask. I just want to work up a sweat.)
I'm my own referee. (I don't want to talk about choosing opponents or the battles to fight.)
I don't want to just keep walking, running into
those hostile glares every day. I'll just wait for my chance to strike and take down my opponent. That's not the result I want.
This conceited arrogance.
I don't want to just keep walking, running into
those hostile glares every day. I'll just wait for my chance to strike and take down my opponent. That's not the result I want.
This conceited arrogance.
Let's head out to the countryside, find where the flowers bloom.
Let's hop in a car and head south.
Birds fly through these alleyways.
Think about it, this life is so peaceful.