Текст и перевод песни 周杰倫 - 公公偏頭痛

公公偏頭痛

OS（巨砲）：哈哈哈哈～～你這個笑話，有夠難笑，來人啊～把他給我拖出去斬啦！
OS（文山）：公公! 公公! 公公!!!
公公他偏頭痛 公公他偏頭痛
說銀兩不夠重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很兇 公公他污很兇
那軍餉被掏空 後宮有 佳麗三千 卻不能碰
緊挨著燈籠 這十年苦讀無人能懂 春夏秋冬
無奈這夜晚寒風卻穿透了屏風
吹幾頁刺客列傳我淡定背誦
平仄先搞懂詩詞歌賦才能夠通
書法的篆隸楷行草乃是基本功
過眼的繁華朝代更迭來去匆匆
法家的內容 道家的從容
儒家的寬容 這些都該懂
我是個窮秀才 中狀元考進來
卻一直狀況外 被宦官所陷害
那公公的人脈 遍五湖通四海
大內的高手壞 砸朝廷的招牌
公公他偏頭痛 公公他偏頭痛
說銀兩不夠重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很兇 公公他污很兇
那軍餉被掏空 後宮有 佳麗三千 卻不能碰
公公! 公公! 公公! 公公! 公公! 公公～公公公公公公公公 公公!!
我進京趕考 免不了學而時習之的 搖頭晃腦
東方的琴棋書畫比西方有情調
彈琵琶古箏我的調調給力重要
再感謝各位鄉親還有父父老
提供我盤纏設宴款待外加水餃
老子我讀了老子老聃出關逍遙
我說道可道 你說非常道
我說風蕭蕭 你說你知道
我是個窮秀才 說道理明黑白
在朝中如塵埃 沒人理有人愛
不畏懼當權派 上奏摺硬著來
那公公站起來 整個人快氣壞
公公他偏頭痛 公公他偏頭痛
說銀兩不夠重 公公公 公公公 公公
公公他污很兇 公公他污很兇
那軍餉被掏空 後宮有 佳麗三千 卻不能碰
公公公 公公公 公公公他不靠譜
百姓們在歌頌 他下台一鞠躬（躬）
公公公 公公公 公公公他不靠譜
百姓們在歌頌 他下台一鞠躬
他下台一鞠躬
他下台一鞠躬

Father-in-law's Migraine

OS（Cannon）：Hahahaha ~~ Your joke is so unfunny, come on! Drag him out and behead him!
OS（Wen Shan）：Father-in-law! Father-in-law! Father-in-law!!!
Father-in-law has a migraine Father-in-law has a migraine
Saying the silver is not heavy enough Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law
Father-in-law is very corrupt Father-in-law is very corrupt
The military pay has been embezzled The harem has three thousand beautiful women but cannot be touched
Next to the lantern For ten years of studying hard, no one can understand Spring, summer, autumn, winter
Unfortunately, the cold wind at night penetrates the screen
Blowing a few pages of the Assassin's Biography I recite calmly
Understand the flatness and仄first Poetry, lyrics and prose can be understood
The calligraphy of seal script, clerical script, regular script, running script and cursive script is the basic skill
The繁華of the past dynasties has come and gone in a hurry
The content of the Legalists The calmness of the Taoists
The tolerance of the Confucians These should all be understood
I am a poor scholar I passed the imperial examination
But I have been out of the loop all the time Framed by eunuchs
The father-in-law's connections are all over the country
The masters in the palace are bad Ruining the reputation of the imperial court
Father-in-law has a migraine Father-in-law has a migraine
Saying the silver is not heavy enough Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law
Father-in-law is very corrupt Father-in-law is very corrupt
The military pay has been embezzled The harem has three thousand beautiful women but cannot be touched
Father-in-law! Father-in-law! Father-in-law! Father-in-law! Father-in-law! Father-in-law~ Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law!
I went to Beijing to take the imperial examination I had to study and practice shaking my head
The guqin, chess, calligraphy and painting in the East are more artistic than those in the West
Playing the pipa and guzheng My tune is important
Thanks again to all my fellow villagers and elders
Providing me with money to set up a banquet and dumplings
I read Laozi, Lao Dan, and Zhuangzi, and went out of the pass to live a carefree life
I said it can be said You said it's very Tao
I said the wind is蕭蕭You said you know
I am a poor scholar Telling the truth
In the imperial court like dust No one cares about anyone
Not afraid of the ruling clique I insist on submitting memorials
The father-in-law stood up The whole person was almost mad
Father-in-law has a migraine Father-in-law has a migraine
Saying the silver is not heavy enough Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law
Father-in-law is very corrupt Father-in-law is very corrupt
The military pay has been embezzled The harem has three thousand beautiful women but cannot be touched
Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law is unreliable
The people are singing He stepped down and bowed (bowed)
Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law Father-in-law is unreliable
The people are singing He stepped down and bowed
He stepped down and bowed
He stepped down and bowed