Текст и перевод песни 周杰倫 - 黑色幽默

黑色幽默

難過 是因為悶了很久
是因為想了太多
是心理起了作用
你說 苦笑常常陪著你
在一起有點勉強
該不該現在休了我
不想太多 我想一定是我聽錯弄錯搞錯
拜託 我想是你的腦袋有問題
隨便說說 其實我早己經猜透看透不想多說
只是我怕眼淚撐不住
不懂 你的黑色幽默
想通 卻又再考倒我
說散 你想很久了吧
我不想拆穿你
當作 是你開的玩笑
想通 卻又再考倒我
說散 你想很久了吧
敗給你的黑色幽默
不想太多 我想一定是我聽錯弄錯搞錯
拜託 我想是你的腦袋有問題
隨便說 已經猜透看透不想多說
怕眼淚撐不住
不懂 你的黑色幽默
想通 卻又在考倒我
說散 你想很久了吧
我不想拆穿你
當作 是你開的玩笑
想通 卻又在考倒我
說散 你想很久了吧
敗給你的黑色幽默
說散 你想很久了吧
我的認真敗給黑色幽默

Black Humor

I'm sad because I've been stifled for so long,
Because I've thought about too much,
It's my psychology playing tricks on me,
You said that a bitter smile often keeps you company,
But we're forcing it a little,
Should I divorce you now?
I don't want to think too much. I think I must have misheard, misunderstood, or misunderstood.
Please, I think there's something wrong with your brain.
You say it casually, but I've already guessed, understood, and don't want to say more.
It's just that I'm afraid my tears won't hold up.
I don't understand your black humor,
I think I understand, but then I'm stumped again.
You've been thinking about breaking up for a long time, haven't you?
I don't want to expose you,
Pretend it's a joke you're making.
I think I understand, but then I'm stumped again.
You've been thinking about breaking up for a long time, haven't you?
I'm defeated by your black humor.
I don't want to think too much. I think I must have misheard, misunderstood, or misunderstood.
Please, I think there's something wrong with your brain.
You say it casually, but I've already guessed, understood, and don't want to say more.
I'm afraid my tears won't hold up.
I don't understand your black humor,
I think I understand, but then I'm stumped again.
You've been thinking about breaking up for a long time, haven't you?
I don't want to expose you,
Pretend it's a joke you're making.
I think I understand, but then I'm stumped again.
You've been thinking about breaking up for a long time, haven't you?
I'm defeated by your black humor.
You've been thinking about breaking up for a long time, haven't you?
My seriousness is defeated by your black humor.