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Ningen President

人間はすべて大統領人間だから大統領
類人猿も大統領ニッポン人初の大統領
天地創造誇大妄想コンビニ袋にスタンガン

因果応報喧嘩上等唯我独尊

人間(あ)やめて大統領人間だけに大統領
全身ラメが大好評人面犬が副大統領
いつも正装手には包丁生まれも育ちもプノンペン
全知全能男女兼用 次期も続投
「さぁ、えーそれでは、本日二人目の大統領の挑戦でございます」
「それでは皆様、ゲートの方をご注目ください！」
大統領 大統領
大統領 大統領
人間 大統領
人間 大統領
「さぁ、続いては、なんと、双子の大統領です！」

電話盗聴個人情報勉強机に手榴弾
ヘリで登場燃える工場ベネチアグラスの火炎瓶
これがpresident誰もpresident
みんなpresident
「可愛らしいワンちゃんの大統領です」
やっぱpresident キミもpresident
全員大統領
「さぁー、続いては、チビッ子大統領のコーナーです」

Mr. President

All humans are Mr. Presidents
Even apes are Mr. Presidents, the first Japanese Mr. President
Exaggerated creation myth, a stun gun in a convenience store bag

Cause and effect, fighting is good, self-centered and egoistic

Human(s) stop being Mr. President, only humans are Mr. Presidents
Full body glitter is very popular, a dog-faced man is the vice president
Always in a suit, a knife in his hand, born and raised in Phnom Penh
Omniscient and omnipotent, unisex, and running again next term
“Alright, er, so this is the second Mr. President’s challenge today.”
“So everyone, please pay your attention to the gate!”
Mr. President Mr. President
Mr. President Mr. President
Human Mr. President
Human Mr. President
“Now, next, we have, what is this, twin Mr. Presidents!”

Telephone tapping, personal information, a hand grenade on the desk
Appearing by helicopter, a burning factory, Molotov cocktails of Venetian glass
This is President, everyone is President
Everyone is President
“A cute little doggie Mr. President.”
You’re also definitely a President, you are a President
Everyone is Mr. President
“And now, next, is the little Mr. President corner.”