Текст и перевод песни 何韻詩 - 幽默感 - Live in Montréal

幽默感 - Live in Montréal

在最坏最坏那日
遇最坏最坏那事
是它让生命不用坏到底
在最闷最闷那刻
陪最闷最闷那位
是这段配乐托起一切
还未领略绝招的真谛
现在就来具体
在假日里没节目
电脑又发现中毒
换衣服出外身段又发福
下雨避进邮政局
又见旧爱人杀出
而你头发上有饼干碎
霉运继续来如果不反对
现在是时候哭
或另寻下台路不哭
当你步行在那漫天枪炮下
当你昨日抱着的跟了他
当你造型受到大众的责骂
即管讲笑话
就划圆棱角吧让事情漫画化
矛盾地笑一下
在最坏最坏那日
遇最坏最坏那事
像失业之日车又撞了灯
在最闷最闷那刻
陪最闷最闷那位
连那人也嫌你不吸引
危难拍着门如果躲不了
就迎着极残酷一生
自行落调味品
当你步行在那漫天枪炮下
当你昨日抱着的跟了他
当你造型受到大众的责骂
急于找撮沙往上爬
就划圆棱角吧让事情漫画化
矛盾地笑一下会自嘲吗
为何为何运程极差
问为何运程极差
实在条问题问得都算肉麻
自豪地承认它
在台上谈论它
用遗憾提炼出搞笑吧
情愿怕它还是笑它
当你运程坏到箭嘴都向下
可以借力制造一批笑话
起码别人愿意话你风趣吧
捐出安慰加送热茶
当你被评力作在水平以下
当你背着各路资产养家
当你未筹大志就已衰老吧
不必找撮沙往上爬
能学成谐趣吧
能学成滑稽吗
惆怅未算可怕
用笑着笑走它
别自寻烦恼吧
让事情漫画化

A Sense of Humor - Live in Montréal

On the worst of the worst days
When the worst of the worst things happen
It keeps life from getting too bad
On the most boring of the boring moments
When you're with the most boring of the boring people
It's backing music that lifts everything up
You haven't grasped the true meaning of the ultimate move yet
Now I'll give you the specifics
When there's nothing to do on the holidays
You discover your computer got another virus
You gain weight when you go out dressed up
You go into a post office to escape the rain
And then you see your ex out of the blue
And you have cookie crumbs in your hair
If you don't fight back, bad luck will keep coming
Now is the time to cry
Or find another way out and don't cry
When you're walking under heavy gunfire
When the person you were holding yesterday is now holding someone else's hand
When your style is criticized by the public
Just tell a joke
Let things become comical and round off the sharp edges
Force yourself to laugh
On the worst of the worst days
When the worst of the worst things happen
Like when you lose your job and then your car gets hit by a light
On the most boring of the boring moments
When you're with the most boring of the boring people
Even they think you're not appealing
If you can't escape disaster when it knocks on your door
Then face life's extreme cruelty head-on
Add your own seasoning
When you're walking under heavy gunfire
When the person you were holding yesterday is now holding someone else's hand
When your style is criticized by the public
Don't be in a hurry to find sand to climb up
Let things become comical and round off the sharp edges
Can you laugh at yourself in these contradictory situations?
Why, oh why, is your luck so bad?
You ask, why is your luck so bad?
It's really quite embarrassing to ask such a question
Admit it proudly
Talk about it on stage
Extract humor from your regrets
Would you rather fear it or laugh at it?
When your luck is so bad that even the arrows point down
You can use it to create a series of jokes
At least others will be willing to call you funny
Donate your comfort and give away hot tea
When your masterpiece is rated below average
When you're burdened with all kinds of assets to support your family
When you haven't achieved your ambitions before you become old
You don't have to find sand to climb up
You can learn to be funny
Can you learn to be comical?
Sadness isn't so bad
Walk away from it with a smile
Don't create unnecessary trouble for yourself
Let things become comical