Текст и перевод песни 何韻詩 - 幽默感 (Live)

幽默感 (Live)

在最壞最壞那日 遇最壞最壞那事
是它讓生命不用壞到底
在最悶最悶那刻 陪最悶最悶那位
是這段配樂 托起一切
還未領略 絕招的真諦
現在就來具體...
在假日裡沒節目 電腦又發現中毒
換衣服出外 身段又發福
下雨避進郵政局 又見舊愛人殺出
而你頭髮上有餅乾碎
霉運繼續來 若果不反對
現在是時候哭 或另尋下臺路 不哭
當你步行在那漫天槍炮下 當你昨日抱著的跟了他
當你造型受到大眾的責罵 即管講笑話
就劃圓稜角吧
讓事情漫畫化 矛盾地笑一下
在最壞最壞那日 遇最壞最壞那事
像失業之日 車又撞了燈
在最悶最悶那刻 陪最悶最悶那位
連那人也嫌你不吸引
危難拍著門 若果躲不了 就迎著 極殘酷一生
自行落調味品
當你步行在那漫天槍炮下 當你昨日抱著的跟了他
當你造型受到大眾的責罵 急於抓撮沙往上爬
就劃圓稜角吧 由事情漫畫化 矛盾地笑一下 會自嘲嗎
為何為何運程極差 問為何運程極差 實在條問題 問得都算肉麻
自豪地承認它 在臺上談論它 用遺憾提煉出搞笑吧
情願怕它 還是笑它
當你運程壞到箭咀都向下 可以借力製造一批笑話
起碼別人願意話你風趣吧 捐出安慰加送熱茶
當你被評力作在水準以下 當你揹著個負資產養家
當你未籌大志就已衰老吧
不必抓撮沙往上爬
能學成諧趣吧 能學成滑稽嗎
惆悵未算可怕 用笑就笑走它
別自尋煩惱吧 讓事情漫畫化
來蓋著那傷疤

A Sense of Humor (Live)

On the worst of the worst day, the worst of the worst happens,
It prevents life from getting any worse,
At the dullest of the dullest moment, with the dullest of the dullest person,
This music supports everything,
Haven't figured out the true meaning of your ultimate weapon,
Now let's get specific...
No plans for the holiday, my computer has just been infected with a virus again,
Change my clothes and go out, my figure has bloated again,
Avoid the rain and head to the post office, and run into that old lover,
And there are biscuit crumbs in your hair,
Bad luck keeps coming, if you don't object,
Now it's time to cry or find another way out. Don't cry,
When you're walking in the midst of a hail of bullets, when what you held onto yesterday went after him,
When your style is criticized by the masses, just tell a joke,
Smooth out the edges,
Let things become cartoonish, and laugh paradoxically,
On the worst of the worst day, the worst of the worst happens,
Like the day you lose your job and your car crashes a red light,
At the dullest of the dullest moment, with the dullest of the dullest person,
Even that person thinks you're unattractive,
Danger is knocking at the door, if you can't avoid it, face it. Life is extremely cruel,
Add your own seasoning,
When you're walking in the midst of a hail of bullets, when what you held onto yesterday went after him,
When your style is criticized by the masses, and you're desperate to claw your way up the sand,
Smooth out the edges, let things become cartoonish, and laugh paradoxically. Would you laugh at yourself?
Why, oh why, is my luck so bad? To ask why my luck is so bad is really quite pathetic,
Admit it proudly, talk about it on stage, use your regrets to make people laugh,
Would you rather fear it or laugh at it?
When your luck is so bad that the arrow points down, you can use it to create some jokes,
At least others will call you funny and offer you comfort and a warm cup of tea,
When your work is criticized as being below average, when you're supporting a family with negative assets,
When you haven't achieved great ambitions and are already old,
No need to claw your way up the sand,
Can you learn to be funny? Can you learn to be witty?
Melancholy is not so bad, just laugh it away,
Don't worry about it, let things become cartoonish,
To cover up the scars,