Текст и перевод песни 何韻詩 - 幽默感

幽默感

在最坏最坏那日
遇最坏最坏那事
是它让生命不用坏到底
在最闷最闷那刻
陪最闷最闷那位
是这段配乐托起一切
还未领略绝招的真谛
现在就来具体
在假日里没节目
电脑又发现中毒
换衣服出外身段又发福
下雨避进邮政局
又见旧爱人杀出
而你头发上有饼干碎
霉运继续来如果不反对
现在是时候哭
或另寻下台路不哭
当你步行在那漫天枪炮下
当你昨日抱着的跟了他
当你造型受到大众的责骂
即管讲笑话
就划圆棱角吧让事情漫画化
矛盾地笑一下
在最坏最坏那日
遇最坏最坏那事
像失业之日车又撞了灯
在最闷最闷那刻
陪最闷最闷那位
连那人也嫌你不吸引
危难拍着门如果躲不了
就迎着极残酷一生
自行落调味品
当你步行在那漫天枪炮下
当你昨日抱着的跟了他
当你造型受到大众的责骂
急于找撮沙往上爬
就划圆棱角吧让事情漫画化
矛盾地笑一下会自嘲吗
为何为何运程极差
问为何运程极差
实在条问题问得都算肉麻
自豪地承认它
在台上谈论它
用遗憾提炼出搞笑吧
情愿怕它还是笑它
当你运程坏到箭嘴都向下
可以借力制造一批笑话
起码别人愿意话你风趣吧
捐出安慰加送热茶
当你被评力作在水平以下
当你背着各路资产养家
当你未筹大志就已衰老吧
不必找撮沙往上爬
能学成谐趣吧
能学成滑稽吗
惆怅未算可怕
用笑着笑走它
别自寻烦恼吧
让事情漫画化

A Sense of Humor

On the worst of the worst days
When the worst of things happen
It stops life from going completely bad
On the most boring of times
When spending time with the most boring of people
It's this melody that lifts everything up
Haven't grasped the true meaning of its charm
Let me get specific
When there's nothing to do on a holiday
And my computer gets another virus
My clothes no longer fit
I shelter from the rain in the post office
And then I run into an old flame
And you have cookie crumbs in your hair
If you don't object, the bad luck will continue
Now is the time to cry
Or find another way out without crying
When you're walking through a hail of bullets
When what you held yesterday has moved on
When your style is criticized by the masses
Just tell a joke
Smooth out the sharp corners and make it comical
Contradict yourself with a smile
On the worst of the worst days
When the worst of things happen
Like losing your job and then crashing your car
On the most boring of times
When spending time with the most boring of people
Even they find you unattractive
If disaster strikes and there's no escape
Then face life's cruelty head-on
And add your own flavor
When you're walking through a hail of bullets
When what you held yesterday has moved on
When your style is criticized by the masses
Don't worry about climbing to the top
Smooth out the sharp corners and make it comical
Contradict yourself with a smile, can you laugh at yourself?
Why, oh why, is my luck so bad?
Why is my luck so bad?
That's a pathetic question to ask
Admit it with pride
Talk about it on stage
Use your regrets to create humor
Would you rather fear it or laugh at it?
When your luck is so bad that it's pointing downwards
You can use it to create some jokes
At least people will call you funny
Offer solace and a warm cup of tea
When your work is criticized as being below average
When you're struggling to support your family
When you haven't achieved your ambitions and are already old
Don't worry about climbing to the top
You can learn to be funny
Can you learn to be a clown?
Sadness isn't so bad
Smile through it
Don't create problems for yourself
Make it comical