Текст и перевод песни 陳昇 - 50米深藍

50米深藍

我親愛的媽媽竟然笑著跟我馬子說 你的男人還沒長大
他到了念高中的年紀 偶爾還會失禁尿床
親愛的女人你不懂 男人有許多的苦惱
常常我做惡夢就屁滾尿流 一下子就忘了我是誰
理想總有遙遠的距離 我也不能樣樣都得第一
還好我有辦法打發我自己 我要躲在50米的深藍
我親愛的老板竟然笑著跟我同事講 這樣的男人要拿他怎麼辦 怎麼辦
每天就會盯著電腦 交代的事情總是神遊太虛
我說親愛的老板 你不懂凡人有許多的苦惱
我是有點懵懂偶爾放點不清 你別有點閑錢就忘了你是誰
我親愛的money竟然哭著跟我托夢說 這樣的頭家當的真窩囊
養得那些蟑螂解決不了事情都要移民貝里斯
我說親愛的money你不懂 蟑螂有許多的苦惱
要是他們要臉 就不會拼命的A錢 搞不清楚他是誰
嘿 你不懂 你不懂
你不懂 你不懂

50 Meters Deep Blue

My dear mother actually laughed and said to my girl: Your man is still a child.
He's old enough to go to high school, yet he sometimes wets the bed.
My dear woman, you don't understand; men have many troubles.
I often have nightmares and wet the bed; I quickly forget who I am.
My dreams are always so far away, and I can't be the best at everything.
Fortunately, I have a way to entertain myself: I'll hide in the 50-meter deep blue.
My dear boss actually laughed and said to my coworkers: What can we do with a man like this? What can we do?
He stares at the computer all day, and his mind always wanders when he's given tasks.
I said, "My dear boss, you don't understand; ordinary people have many troubles."
I may be a little confused and sometimes a bit unclear; don't let a little money make you forget who you are.
My dear money actually cried and said to me in my dreams: This boss is really useless.
He keeps those cockroaches that can't solve anything and are going to immigrate to Belize.
I said, "My dear money, you don't understand; cockroaches have many troubles."
If they had any shame, they wouldn't desperately embezzle money and forget who they are.
Hey, you don't understand, you don't understand.
You don't understand, you don't understand.