Текст и перевод песни 陳昇 - 活該你是單身漢

活該你是單身漢

怎麼所有的椅子 都爬到了桌子上了咩（先生我們打烊了）
我說那長了腳的東西 看到我必須要投降
你也不用一直提醒我 多麼地讓人煩
我說同學 今天不正常
愛情就像發了黃的相片失去彩色 塞進了抽屜裏面
事業是下在沙漠裏的細雪 你怎麼說它的咩
像我這樣大有為的青年 繼續的complain
Oh 這個世界一定是它瞎了眼
Oh 親愛的妹妹 妳真是讓我傷心讓我憂愁（先生我們真的打烊了）
多虧了我對妳比對我的親娘還要溫柔
妳要不要到我那裏 啊 舒服的坐一坐
我可以為你扮做乖貓 名字叫′多多'
翻開了被子要去撒尿 發現自己有雙死魚眼
翻來翻去忽然忘了 啊 妳已不在我身邊
妳留給我唯一的家人金魚′多多'前幾天上了天
看來我是真的什麼都不優
Oh 親愛的妹妹 妳不要逼我 我真是有口難言
雖然我長得不醜 而且其實內心也很溫柔
夜裏不歸的人已經快要沒有了尊嚴
卻不知道等待著什麼
網路上的那個隱形的朋友 你現在是在哪邊兒
你說你是男生 但是名字怎麼叫作小甜甜
我也不是像你想的那樣私生活很隨便
伴我微笑著睡去的是我彩色的光碟
喔 啦啦 啦啦啦啦
啦 啦啦啦
有的時候我看我自己 其實越看越帥
為何這個世界的人 永遠對我那樣不理又不睬
嗚 啊 我只是一不小心被你看走了眼
像我這樣的青年 一樣有明天
啦 啦啦啦
啦 啦啦啦

You Deserve to Be Single

How come all the chairs are on the table, is this what you call closing time?
Legs seem to give out when they see me
You don't have to keep reminding me how annoying it is
I say we're not right in the head today
Love's like an old faded photo now, just a dull gray, stuffed away in a drawer
Ambition is like a snowflake in the desert, it vanishes before it even starts
A promising young man like myself, all I do is complain
Oh, this world must be blind!
My sweet little sister, you really hurt my feelings. (We're really closed now.)
All because I love you more than I love my own mother
Why don't you come to my place and get comfortable?
I'll be your little kitty, you can call me "Fluffy"
I threw off the covers to go pee and saw my own lifeless eyes staring back at me
I tossed and turned and then I suddenly forgot, oh, you're not here anymore
The only family you left me, my goldfish, Fluffy, went to heaven a few days ago
I guess there's nothing good about me
Oh, my sweet little sister, don't push me, I really don't know what to say
I may not be bad-looking, and I'm really quite gentle if you get to know me
A man who stays out all night loses his dignity
But he doesn't know what he's waiting for
My mysterious online friend, where are you?
You said you were a man, but your name is "Sugar"
I'm not promiscuous like you think I am
My colorful DVDs put me to sleep with a smile on my face
Oh, la-la-la
La-la-la
Sometimes I look at myself and I think I'm pretty handsome
Why does the world treat me so coldly?
I must have accidentally caught your eye
A young man like me has a bright future
La-la-la
La-la-la