Текст и перевод песни 陳昇 - 逃離柬埔寨

逃離柬埔寨

逃離柬埔寨
這樣神奇的事情 你不信我也想不開
大概是火星搞了木星 有顆彗星在徘徊
我的朋友笑笑叩我說 就知道會有這一天
我要去參加高棉駙馬的選秀賽
他說哥哥你好不好跟我去南方走一走
公主會在晴天的時候派她的飛機來載我
我笑我的朋友是個手槍發燒友
這樣好康的事情不是天天有
私人飛機飄逸的降落在國王私人的田野
我們乘著白色大象進了皇宮 公主瞄了我一眼
湄公河上迷人的夜色一點都不適合我這個小人物
我只想要回到台北去上班
等了三天又三夜怎麼都還沒有消息
我去了皇宮朝門口問
再不理我就要逃離柬埔寨
來了一個大官說你的朋友他沒有入選 但是我們的公主看上你
因為你比較白
我急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻 實在是拿不出主意
但是皇宮裡又差人來逼我要趕快做決定
大官說你要什麼你儘管說 我說飛機唄
一心一意我只想要搭上飛機回去台北
笑笑說你是哪裡壞去 就只要一個飛機唄
金山銀山什麼都有 你要不要我給你磕個頭
公主看起來不就是二百多斤 只是黑了一點
你忍一忍就會過去 你上班一個月能賺多少錢
噴射飛機你救救我 你帶我來就帶我回去
我跟我的身體都想要逃離柬埔寨
我不是不愛你的公主 只是這樣有點不應該
你就留下我的朋友 我有飛機唄
美麗的公主妳就饒了我吧 I wanna escape from Cambodia
美麗的公主妳就饒了我吧 湄公河風景太美會迷失在這裡
噴射飛機你救救我 你載我來就載我回去
我跟我的身體都想要逃離柬埔寨
我不是不愛你的公主 只是這樣有點不應該
你就留下我的朋友 我有飛機唄
美麗的公主妳就饒了我吧 I wanna escape from Cambodia
美麗的公主妳就饒了我吧 湄公河風景太美了我會迷失在Cambodia

Escape from Cambodia

Escape from Cambodia
You won't believe me, and I can't blame you
Maybe Mars moved Jupiter and a comet is wandering
My friend laughed and told me, I knew this day would come
I'm going to the Khmer prince's beauty contest
He said, brother, would you like to go south with me?
The princess will send her plane to pick me up on a clear day
I laughed, my friend is a trigger-happy gun enthusiast
Not every day you get such a good deal
The private plane landed gracefully on the king's private field
Riding a white elephant, we entered the palace, the princess took a glance at me
The charming night on the Mekong River is not suitable for a small person like me
I just want to go back to Taipei and go to work
After three nights, there was still no news
I went to the palace and asked around
If you ignore me again, I'll have to escape from Cambodia
A high-ranking official came and said your friend was not selected, but our princess has her eyes on you
Because you are fairer
I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, couldn't make a decision
But another person from the palace came and urged me to make a decision
The official said, ask for anything you want, I said, an airplane
I just want to get on a plane and go back to Taipei
My friend said you're crazy, all you want is an airplane
Mountains of gold and silver, I'll give you anything, do you want me to kowtow to you?
The princess looks like she's over 200 catties, only a little dark
Bear with it and it will pass, how much do you earn a month?
Jet plane, save me, you brought me here and you have to take me back
Me and my body, escape from Cambodia
It's not that I don't love you, princess, it's just not right
Leave my friend, I have an airplane
Beautiful princess, please spare me, I wanna escape from Cambodia
Beautiful princess, please spare me, the Mekong River is so beautiful, I'll get lost here
Jet plane, save me, you brought me here and you have to take me back
Me and my body, escape from Cambodia
It's not that I don't love you, princess, it's just not right
Leave my friend, I have an airplane
Beautiful princess, please spare me, I wanna escape from Cambodia
Beautiful princess, please spare me, the Mekong River is so beautiful, I'll get lost in Cambodia