Текст и перевод песни 陳昇 - 陳醫師的恐怖告白

陳醫師的恐怖告白

嘿醫師說你很怪吶 約好了時間怎麼沒來看我
也是我沒有告訴你 因為我想把你給忘記
胡言亂語沒關係 青春不會就跑掉
我想把牙醫都殺掉 再殺一個精神科醫師沒困擾
青菜豆腐也可以 別管每天要小清新
多了清新會沒命 玩歸玩要有道理
餛飩魚丸也可以 我要勇敢的活下去
我要我的小清新 叔叔給你敬禮
幹嘛這樣凡事可以商量
要不給你換個金頭腦
金頭腦呀 金頭腦 會讓瞎子翻牆跑
幹嘛這樣凡事可以商量
要不尊敬你是蒼蠅王
蒼蠅王呀 蒼蠅王 你到底有多少顆眼睛
藥膏貼布也可以 醫師你看來病的不輕
老人說藥膏 小清新說貼布 藥膏貼布 藥膏貼布 藥膏貼布 藥膏貼布
想說什麼也可以 就是別提小清新
帶我去花叢裡遊戲 全世界我只相信你
如果要分手也可以 會有宣傳的效果
電視裡節目真有趣 怎麼精神科會沒有生意
找個好天氣去墾丁 死了念頭要出名
如果要戀愛也可以 玩歸玩要有道理
藥膏貼布也可以 醫師你看來病的不輕
老人說藥膏 小清新說貼布 藥膏貼布 藥膏貼布 藥膏貼布 藥膏貼布
醫師說你很怪吶 你怎麼都不想我
也許我沒有告訴你 我已有了新戀情
醫師說你很怪吶 小清新說他也愛你
醫師啊 你病得不輕 我早知道你是小清新

Dr. Chen's Horrific Confession

Hey, doctor, they say you're strange, you made an appointment, why didn't you come to see me?
Well, I didn't tell you, because I wanted to forget you.
Nonsense, it's okay, youth won't just run away.
I want to kill all the dentists, and then kill a psychiatrist, it's no problem.
Vegetables and tofu are fine, don't worry about being fresh every day.
Too much freshness can be deadly, have fun, but be reasonable.
Wontons and fish balls are fine, I'm going to live bravely.
I want my freshness, uncle, I salute you.
Why be like this? Everything can be discussed.
How about I give you a new brain?
A new brain, a new brain, it will make the blind climb walls.
Why be like this? Everything can be discussed.
How about respecting you as the Lord of the Flies?
Lord of the Flies, Lord of the Flies, how many eyes do you have in total?
Ointments and plasters are fine, doctor, you seem to be very sick.
The old man says ointment, the fresh lover says plaster, ointment plaster, ointment plaster, ointment plaster, ointment plaster, ointment plaster.
You can say whatever you want, just don't mention freshness.
Take me to play in the flowers, I only trust you in the whole world.
If we have to break up, it's okay, it will have a promotional effect.
The shows on TV are really funny, how come the psychiatrists have no business?
Find a nice day to go to Kenting, die thinking about becoming famous.
If we have to fall in love, it's okay, have fun, but be reasonable.
Ointments and plasters are fine, doctor, you seem to be very sick.
The old man says ointment, the fresh lover says plaster, ointment plaster, ointment plaster, ointment plaster, ointment plaster, ointment plaster.
Doctor, they say you're strange, why don't you miss me at all?
Maybe I didn't tell you, I already have a new lover.
Doctor, they say you're strange, the fresh lover says he loves you too.
Doctor, you're very sick, I knew you were a fresh lover.