食蟻獸 - 陳昇 перевод на английский

食蟻獸

他先把正義感高高的舉了起來
再把道德感偷偷的藏了起來
覺得累就吃些顧肝的藥丸
去了數不清的電視臺
大人物的私事 我都摸索過
反正每一樣大小事 我都是先知 都是權威
全國無知的螞蟻老百姓 都活該被我折磨
說得比唱得還好聽吧
那個事你摸著良心卻不說到底有沒有
我以為回家的路上你會懺悔
但是你沒有
現在讓我們以熱烈的掌聲歡迎大事權威野叫獸
我們再以更熱烈的掌聲 邀請命理專家伯楊老師
讓我們以最熱烈的掌聲歡迎留美博士Dr.歐密馬
我們先進一段廣告 節目馬上回來
我的電視裏面塞滿垃圾一樣不營養的東西
我們只有關了又開 開了又關 白癡一樣的跟著發神經
哈裏路亞 你怎麼從不休息閉上你的嘴 竟然說了幾十年
政黨都已經輪替好幾回 名嘴竟然都不用改選
他把正義感高高的舉了起來
他把道德感偷偷的藏了起來
說的確實比唱的好聽 忍不住要對你喝采
食蟻獸有天早上在草原上悠悠惚惚醒來
他做了一個奇怪的夢 夢見自己前生是個名嘴
但是因為他的臉很長 長的掉到了地上
針孔一樣的嘴沒有辦法好好的跟女朋友親嘴
食蟻獸想去跟螞蟻說 卻張不開牠的小嘴巴
應該沒有關系 螞蟻已經習慣了名嘴的折磨
不用抱歉 不用再說 我想關了電視 但是我沒有
沒有電視的日子 哪一個螞蟻能夠忍受
他把正義感高高的舉了起來
他把道德感偷偷的藏了起來
說的確實比唱的容易 忍不住要對你喝采
我們先進一段廣告 節目馬上回來
停了
好了

The Anteater

He holds up his sense of justice high
And hides his morals on the sly
When he feels tired, he takes pills to protect his liver
He's been on countless TV shows
I've delved into the private lives of important people
In any case, big or small, I'm the expert, the authority
All the ignorant ants in the country deserve to be tormented by me
He talks a better game than he sings
Honey, you put your hand on your heart but won't tell the truth
I thought you'd repent on the way home
But you didn't
Now let's welcome the great authority, the savage beast, with thunderous applause
Let's invite the fortune teller, Master Boyang, with even more thunderous applause
Let's welcome the American PhD, Dr. Omima, with the loudest applause
Let's take a short break for commercials. The show will be back shortly
My TV is full of garbage, like junk food
We just turn it off and on again, like idiots, following the madness
Hallelujah, how come you never rest and shut your mouth? You've been talking for decades
The political parties have changed hands several times, but the talking heads never change
He holds up his sense of justice high
And hides his morals on the sly
He definitely talks a better game than he sings, I can't help but applaud you
One morning, the anteater woke up on the savannah in a daze
He had a strange dream that he was a talking head in a past life
But because his face was so long, it fell to the ground
His pinhole-sized mouth made it impossible to kiss his girlfriend properly
The anteater wanted to talk to the ants, but he couldn't open his tiny mouth
It probably doesn't matter. The ants are used to being tormented by talking heads
No need to apologize, no need to say more. I want to turn off the TV, but I don't
What ant could stand a day without TV?
He holds up his sense of justice high
And hides his morals on the sly
It's definitely easier said than done, I can't help but applaud you
Let's take a short break for commercials. The show will be back shortly
Stop
Okay