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Self-Olympic

みんな違ってみんな良いんなら
どうやって君に見付けてもらえばいい
どうやって君に選ばれたらいい
精一杯を比べてもらえば分かる事も
あると思うので

それぞれの長所短所を君に投げつけて
心の 1番 近くに当てた人が10点ね
えぇ ちょっと待ってってなんでそいつが優勝
嘘だろ 審判 そいつまだ何も投げてないぜ

選手紹介のその前に
ここまでのハイライトをご覧頂こう
とは言え特に面白くはないので
もう一旦CMお願いします

負けられない戦いなので
実況も解説も監督もわたくし1人が
お送りしてます

さぁ 君の良い所を君に披露して
1番 素敵な 笑顔引き出した人が100点ね
えぇ ちょっと待ってってなんでそいつが優勝
これから始まる奇跡の逆転劇にご興味ないですか

Self-Olympic

If everyone is different and everyone is good
How do I get you to find me?
How do I get picked by you?
There are things we could figure out
If you rated our bests.

So I will throw my strengths and weaknesses at you
The one who pins your heart the closest is worth 10.
Hey wait a second why is that guy winning
No way, ref! He hasn't even thrown yet.

Before the player introductions
Let's take a look at the best moments so far.
That said, it's not really that interesting,
So let's take a commercial break.

Since this is a battle we can't lose
I'll be doing the play-by-play, the commentary and the coaching
All by myself.

Alright, show me the best of what you've got!
The one who makes you break into your best smile gets 100 points!
Hey wait a second why is that guy winning
Aren't you interested in the dramatic turn of events that's about to unfurl here?