Текст и перевод песни deLillos - Kokken Tor

Kokken Tor

Dette hendte meg en gang
Jeg var på en slags restaurant
Sammen med min kjæreste
Og hennes far, han var sjømann
Fra samme båt kom kokken Tor
Og satte seg ned ved vårt bord
Og denne historien
Den handler mest om ham
Da far og datter begynte å snakke privat
Ble jeg sittende som Tors kamerat
Og det virket som han
Ikke tålte å være på land
For plutselig viste han neven sin
Og sa "du trenger mer disiplin"
Og jeg mislikte sterkt
Hans engasjement
Og Tor sa:
"Hei du jeg elsker deg din jævel
Du har så mye sensualitet
Men snart skal du få deg
En på trynet
For stygge gutter er det
Verste som jeg vet"
Tor sa at han elsket meg
Og Tor sa at han hatet meg
Og jeg prøvde å slippe
Unna øynene hans
Min kjæreste hadde nok et dårlig instinkt
Jeg prøvde å gi henne hint og vink
Men hun og faren snakket
Stadig uten stans
Og Tor sa:
"Hei du jeg elsker deg din jævel
Du har så mye sensualitet
Men snart skal du få deg
En på trynet
For stygge gutter er det
Verste som jeg vet"
Men endelig snudde faren seg og sa:
"Hvordan gåare det med dere ′a
Tor! Du må'kke plage guttungen
Med preiket ditt"
Men kokken sa at vi hygget oss
Men nå måtte han kaste loss
Og takk for praten det var
Jaggu hyggelig gitt
Og jeg sa:
"Hei Tor jeg synes du er en jævel
Du ha′kke mye sensualitet
Du burde faen meg hatt deg
En på trynet
Men det er vel allerede alt for sent

Chef Tor

This happened to me once
I was at some kind of restaurant
With my girlfriend
And her father, he was a sailor
From the same boat came Chef Tor
And sat down at our table
And this story
It's mostly about him
When father and daughter started talking privately
I was left sitting as Tor's buddy
And it seemed like he
Couldn't stand being on land
For suddenly he showed his fist
And said "you need more discipline"
And I strongly disliked
His involvement
And Tor said:
"Hey you I love you you asshole
You have so much sensuality
But soon you're going to get
Hit in the face
Because ugly boys are the
Worst thing I know"
Tor said he loved me
And Tor said he hated me
And I tried to escape
His eyes
My girlfriend probably had bad instincts
I tried to give her hints and winks
But she and her father kept talking
Without stop
And Tor said:
"Hey you I love you you asshole
You have so much sensuality
But soon you're going to get
Hit in the face
Because ugly boys are the
Worst thing I know"
But finally the father turned around and said:
"How are you doing over there
Tor! You can't bother the boy
With your preaching"
But the chef said we were having fun
But now he had to set sail
And thanks for the talk it was
Really nice
And I said:
"Hey Tor I think you're an asshole
You don't have much sensuality
You should really get yourself
Hit in the face
But it's probably too late