Текст и перевод песни kradness×れをる - おこちゃま戦争

おこちゃま戦争

昔々のそのまた昔とある貴族の仲良しな兄弟ry
「ちゃんとやれ!」
じいやが呼ぶ 席につけよーいどん!
ナイフとフォークで応戦いたしますの
だって僕らはブルジョアの立派な立派な貴族様なんですですの
ひれ伏せ愚民 君との違いを ヴァイヴァイスロイ見せてやるぜ
おいまてまて また勝手にそんな見抜けるようなハッタリかまして
はーいはーいはいはい お兄様の仰せのままに(笑)
あ゛ーむかつくぜ! まーぢむかつくぜ! 兄に対して生意気な態度
閧の声 ゴングを鳴らせ ケンカ勃発で宣戦布告
悪戯して悪ノリしてほらほら煽ってくStyleで
"大安売り"買っちゃったら 毎度ありがとうで君の負け!
拙い引き出しと煽りあいの駆け引きでキメる
兄の威厳見せるため飴と飴 火花散るチル両者の目と目
俺を誰だと思ってる「くらえ! おれさま が ルールブック ▼」
へたれじゃない ひよってない ちょっと勇気が足りないだけ
さぁさぁみなさんお手を拝借 当たり前だろ余裕しゃくしゃく
生まれながらにしてチート やべぇ煌めく人生がスタート
当然です見てみな由緒はガチ勢
ハイ論破ハイ論破ハイ論破 もらってくぜVサイン(v^-゜)
はーいはーいはいはい はなまるよくできまちた☆
あ゛ーむかつくぜ! まーぢむかつくぜ! 僕に向かって減らず口なんざ
とっておきを きみに見舞え 報復! 制裁! 挑発しちゃって
意地悪して一枚上 チャンスは貰ってくスタンスで
痛恨ミス! あちゃっちゃー お生憎様だね君の負け!
だけどキミだけが ボクに似合いのライバル
オチるのも凹んでんのも
調子狂わされるから今宵もてめーとやいやいやいやい
あ゛ーむかつくぜ! まーぢむかつくぜ! 憎まれ口はおくちをチャック
閧の声 ゴングを鳴らせ 次世代エンペラーはこの「俺だ!」「僕だ!」
悪戯して悪ノリしてほらほら煽ってくStyleで
1から100 いただきます
毎度ありがとうで君のm... まさかのひ、引き分け!?

Childrens' War

Once upon that time and in another century there were these two noble siblings
“Do it right!”
The old man calls, so take your seats and on our marks!
Let’s do battle with knives and forks
You see, we are of the upper class, we are the fine and upstanding aristocrats
“Kneel before me, commoner! I will show to you the distinction between us, the vice-roy!”
“Wait just a moment! You’re acting like you’ve already read me like a book!”
“Yes, yes, yes, I will follow your orders, O elder brother.” (laughs)
“Gah! It just makes me more upset! So impertinent toward your elder brother!”
The voice of the herald blares out, the gong resounds, and the quarreling breaks out into a declaration of war.
Mischievous and teasing, they keep egging each other on.
If you buy the “Bargain Sale”, as they say, then I will say “thank you very much!” and you lose!
The match is won by using a limited repertoire of strategies and by goading each other with heated exchanges.
To display his authority as the elder brother, they use quarreling and threats, their eyes aflame with mutual loathing.
“Who do you think you are? Take this! My own personal catchphrase for a rulebook!”
“I’m not a coward! I’m not chickening out! I’m just a little short on courage.”
“My lords and ladies, let’s join our hands together. This is a piece of cake, no problem!”
“I was born with an advantage, so basically I have a brilliant life ahead of me!”
“Of course. Just look at my heritage. It’s very impressive!”
“Checkmate! Checkmate! Checkmate! Let me receive the victory sign.” (v^-゜)
“Yes, yes, yes! That was a great move!”
“Gah! It just makes me more upset! So impertinent to talk down to me like that!”
“I will show you the greatest trick of all! Retribution! Punishment! I will challenge you!”
“I’ll be mean and take the upper hand. I will seize every opportunity.”
“A critical mistake! Oh dear! Too bad for you, you lose!”
“Yet there is no one more perfect than you as a rival for me.”
Both our declines and our depressions,
“That’s why tonight I’ll pick a fight with you, you son of a -.”
“Gah! It makes me so mad! So infuriating! Don’t talk back to me!”
The voice of the herald blares out, the gong resounds, and the next generation of emperors declare, “It’s me!” “No, it’s me!”
Mischievous and teasing, they keep egging each other on.
From 1 to 100, I’ll take it all.
“As they say, ‘thank you very much!’ And the score is… surprisingly, a draw!?”