Текст и перевод песни t-Ace - Keppeki

Keppeki

あいつと違って浴びるシャワー
潔癖だから清潔だわ
公衆トイレは地獄だな
弱いお腹 だからまた
コンビニもやだ 誰かの肌 が着いてるとか
考えたくない トイレに関しての悩みなら多分オレは負けない
ツアー先のホテルすぐチェック
髪の毛があったらすぐ変える
ラブホには絶対泊まらない
ワンチャンする子にも舌入れない
ペットボトル 口つけただろ？
もうそれはダレのものでもない
さっきから直箸をやめろ
タバコ1吸いとかマジ帰れ
オレ 超潔癖
絶対つけてるコンドーム
そこ間違わないオンとオフ
混ざりたくねーんだよホント僕
でも嫌とかじゃないなんかごめん
コレ年々ひどくなる
今温泉にプールは行きたくない
汚ねえ海とか入るの論外
潔癖がオレを妨害
パイパンなんて当たり前
毛が落ちて幸せな事ねえ
ダイソン以外使う気しねえ
布団は1年で買い換える
普通よりも疲れる
普通より金かかる
潔癖.

Keppeki

That shower ain't like his
I'm clean 'cause I'm a neat freak
Public restrooms are hell for me
My stomach's weak, so again
Convenience stores freak me out too, with someone else's skin on them
I don't wanna think about it, but when it comes to bathroom worries, I'm unbeatable
Check the hotel right after I get to the tour stop
If there's a hair, I'll change rooms right away
I'd never stay at a love hotel
I wouldn't even kiss a girl who makes out with other guys
You put your mouth on that water bottle, right?
Now it doesn't belong to either of us
Stop using chopsticks directly from the pack
If you take one puff of a cigarette, you can just leave
I'm a neat freak
I always wear a condom
Don't get it twisted, I know when to turn it on and off
I don't wanna mix with you, man, for real
But I'm not trying to be mean, sorry
This is getting worse every year
I don't want to go to hot springs or pools right now
Getting in dirty ocean water is out of the question
My neat freakiness is getting in the way
Of course I use a showerhead filter
It's not great when hair falls out
I wouldn't think of using anything other than a Dyson
I replace my sheets every year
I get tired more easily than other people
I spend more money than other people
Neat freak.