Текст и перевод песни t-Ace - ダレかいない?

ダレかいない?

可愛かったら
派手でも地味でもいい
でもドMは絶対
超必要恥じらい
それがないとなえるの早い
月1、OLのコス
超悩ましげなポーズ
夜のベッドの後は
寝るまでの間甘えさせ上手
デートの金なら心配ない
けど運転頼む
お酒は俺より飲まないで
酔って潰れてる女みると冷める
夢とか語るの嫌い
料理は散らかるうざい
風呂場の髪の毛ありえない
俺のi phone触んな絶対
ねぇダレかいない？
(Where my baby)
こんなクズだけど
(Oh)
しばらく彼女いない
(Where my baby)
たまにヤるけど
Where my baby where my baby
俺音楽しかできね
Where my baby where my baby
いるわけねぇ
Where my baby where my baby
Where my baby where my baby
はっきり言うけど浮気する
理由？ そこに女がいる
毎日肉食べる
したら他もたまに食いたくなる
縛られるマジむり
縛るなら逃げ出す今日中に
だから絶対しないでね？
お互い自由で俺頭は中2
Where my baby where my baby
音楽と連れが優先
Where my baby where my baby
ライブは来ないでぜってー
冬にはサンタ 夏には真っ裸
君のためにするから
女はやっぱ笑ってなきゃ
でもi phone触んな！
ねぇダレかいない？
(Where my baby)
こんなクズだけど
(Oh)
しばらく彼女いない
(Where my baby)
たまにヤるけど
Where my baby where my baby
俺音楽しかできね
Where my baby where my baby
いるわけねぇ
Where my baby where my baby
女の子
Where my baby where my baby
Where my baby where my baby...

Is Anyone There?

If you were cute
Showy or plain is fine
But a masochist is an absolute
Must-have Shyness
Without it, you'll scream too soon
Once a month, an OL cosplay
Super hot and steamy poses
After bed at night
You're great at being cute and cuddly until we fall asleep
I'm loaded when it comes to date money
But I'm asking you to drive
And don't drink more than me
I'll lose interest if you get blackout drunk
I hate talking about dreams
You're messy when you cook, it's annoying
The hair in the drain is unacceptable
Don't you dare touch my iPhone
Hey, is anyone out there?
(Where's my baby?)
Even though I'm such a jerk
(Oh)
I haven't had a girlfriend in a while
(Where's my baby?)
I hook up sometimes, but
Where's my baby where's my baby
All I can do is make music
Where's my baby where's my baby
It's not gonna happen
Where's my baby where's my baby
Where's my baby where's my baby
I'll be honest, I'll cheat
Reason? Another woman is there
I eat meat every day
So I crave other things sometimes
Being tied down is a total no
If you try to tie me down, I'll run away today
So don't even think about it, okay?
We'll both be free, and my mind is that of a middle schooler
Where's my baby where's my baby
Music and my buddies come first
Where's my baby where's my baby
Don't even think about coming to my shows
I'll be Santa in the winter and naked in the summer
Because that's what I do for you
Girls should always be laughing
But don't touch my iPhone!
Hey, is anyone out there?
(Where's my baby?)
Even though I'm such a jerk
(Oh)
I haven't had a girlfriend in a while
(Where's my baby?)
I hook up sometimes, but
Where's my baby where's my baby
All I can do is make music
Where's my baby where's my baby
It's not gonna happen
Where's my baby where's my baby
Girl
Where's my baby where's my baby
Where's my baby where's my baby...