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Kill boyfriend

ずっとわたしがおばあちゃんになっても好きだよ？ねえ好きだよ？ねえ
あなたがわたしに飽きたってずっと好きだよ？ねえ好きだよ？ねえ
他のクソアマに機種変したって好きだよ？ねえ好きだよ？ねえ

初めて会ったのは先輩の誘いで連れてってもらったクラブで
音に乗ってたらチャラいお兄さんのグループがこっちに話しかけてきて
「あ、お姉さん可愛い～」って言ってきてわたしもなんだか気分が上がって
お酒を飲んで 楽しくなって 気がついたらホテルに居てさ

いぇーい！ 気持ちいねっ 初めて会ってもすぐ合体
いぇーい！ 嬉しいねっ 連絡先ももらっちゃった
この人は彼女を欲しがってた で わたしも彼氏が欲しかった
あ！運命の人！ずっと大好き！クソみたいな出会いでもずっと大好き！
これだけチャラいと心配だなぁ わたしだけずっとみてくれるのかなぁ・・・

辞めては辞めては別れてばかり
どうでもよくなってださい？気にしない！
もう だ だ だ 誰でもいいの！ もうどんな男でもいいの！
でも私を裏切った代償に、

は？マ？かれぴころす
おしりに付けたGPSで追う
は？マ？かれぴころす
ヤる仮定で家に誘き寄せる
は？マ？かれぴころす
眠くなる薬を飲ませて寝る
は？マ？かれぴころす
はい、ときんちゃんさしたら
ばいばいばいばい

全部知ってるよ？ 隠しても全部知ってるよ？
内緒で言ったことが絶対広まらないってずっと思ってるの？
全部知ってるよ？ 隠しても全部知ってるよ？
LINEの返事の仕方でわたしに飽きてたのもすぐに察したよ？
「やめろ、勝手にそういうのマジ探るなって」
って当たり前じゃん私は君のかのぴだって！
何を言っても変わらない 言い訳なんて恥晒し
ってかそんなこと言わせないから笑
知らないフリしておしおき仕掛けちゃうから笑
ゴミ男だった～でも楽しみだな
因果応報 勝手にどうぞ
残念罰が当たったみたいだ

賭けては賭けては失敗してばかり
本当は私も結ばれていたい！
もう誰でもいいの！ もうどんな男でもいいの！
でも私を裏切った代償に

は？マ？かれぴころす
おしりに付けたGPSで追う
は？マ？かれぴころす
ヤる仮定で家に誘き寄せる
は？マ？かれぴころす
眠くなる薬を飲ませて寝る
は？マ？かれぴころす
はい、ときんちゃんさしたら
ばいばいばいばい

Kill boyfriend

Will you still love me when I am an old woman? Oh love me? Oh
When you are tired of me, will you still love me? Oh love me? Oh
Even if you change to other shitty women, will you love me? Oh love me? Oh

We met for the first time at a club that my senior invited me to.
When I was dancing to the music, a group of frivolous guys came over and talked to me.
They said, "Oh, you're so cute!" and I felt a little better.
I drank some alcohol, had some fun, and when I realized it, I was in a hotel.

Yeah! It feels good! We hooked up right away even though it was our first time.
Yeah! I'm so happy! I even got your contact information.
This guy wanted a girlfriend, and I wanted a boyfriend too.
Ah! He's my soulmate! I'll love him forever! Even though we met like this, I'll love him forever!
It's a bit worrying that he's so frivolous. I wonder if he'll keep looking at me...

We've broken up over and over again.
I don't care anymore. It doesn't matter if you're lame! I don't care!
I don't care who it is anymore! I don't care what kind of man it is anymore!
But as punishment for betraying me,

Huh? Ma? Kill my boyfriend
I'll track him with the GPS I put on his butt
Huh? Ma? Kill my boyfriend
I'll lure him to my house under the pretense of having sex
Huh? Ma? Kill my boyfriend
I'll give him sleeping pills and put him to sleep
Huh? Ma? Kill my boyfriend
Yes, when I stab you
Bye-bye, bye-bye

I know everything, you know? Even if you hide it, I know everything?
Do you really think that the things you've said in secret will never be known?
I know everything, you know? Even if you hide it, I know everything?
I could tell right away that you were tired of me by the way you replied to my LINE messages?
"Stop, you're so crazy for trying to figure it out."
But that's a given. I'm your girlfriend!
Nothing you say will change it. Your excuses are just embarrassing.
Either way, I'm not going to let you say that.
I'm going to pretend I don't know and set a trap for you.
You were such a loser. But this will be fun.
Karma's a bitch. Go ahead.
Too bad you got what you deserved.

We gamble and lose over and over again.
Actually, I want to be tied down too!
I don't care who it is anymore! I don't care what kind of man it is anymore!
But as punishment for betraying me

Huh? Ma? Kill my boyfriend
I'll track him with the GPS I put on his butt
Huh? Ma? Kill my boyfriend
I'll lure him to my house under the pretense of having sex
Huh? Ma? Kill my boyfriend
I'll give him sleeping pills and put him to sleep
Huh? Ma? Kill my boyfriend
Yes, when I stab you
Bye-bye, bye-bye