Текст и перевод песни たかやん - Please become her

Please become her

いつもより綺麗に眠っていた けど少しだけ哀しそうだった
これからも幸せにしたいなと あなたの綺麗な顔を見続けた
痛がりはしないで 作ってくれた思い出
朝日照る部屋の中「どうぶつの森やろうよ」
まあ、全部妄想だよ

ヤりたい盛りだったこの僕の前に
突然神様がプレゼントをくれた
面食いの僕はすぐ一目惚れしてさ
シャイで一言も話せなかった

居酒屋のバイト 使えなかった僕に
真っ先に声を掛けて助けてくれた
会話が進むたびに あなたに溺れてく
チョロすぎる僕は恋に落ちたのさ

ダサい自分の申し訳なさと
噴き出る「好き」の脳からのシャワー
君の裸はすべすべかな？
とかキモい妄想しながらLINEのアイコン見て
デートのこととか考えてしまうよ
明日想いを 伝えに行こう
緊張と楽しさを膨らませながら食べたマックのポテトは
今までの100億倍美味しかったよ

顔もブサイク 陰キャラの僕は
あなたのため必死に努力した
髪整えて 筋トレもやって
精一杯できるだけのことをした
そしたらなんと驚いた顔で
「なんか最近男らしくなったね」と褒めてくれた！
救われた 全ての努力が報われた気がした

誘ってくれたご飯 音楽の話とか
ピアスとかタトゥーの話が合って誘ってくれた
このタイミング このタイミング
告ることを決意したらバイト終わり飲みに行った

話して笑って楽しかった
「もしや好きなのでは？」期待した
ほろ酔いの君めっちゃかわいかった
今すぐにでもキスをしたかったセックスもしたかった
我慢できないそろそろ時間だ

あの、初めてあったときから一目惚れしてて
顔も可愛くて優しくて音楽の趣味も合って、面白いし、是非良かったら
この僕にあなたを幸せにさせてください。。。お願いします！

「ごめん、私彼氏いるんだ。。。」

え？

違う違う違う違う違う違う違う違う違う違う違う
違う違う違う違う違う違う違う違う
違う違う違う違う違う

Please become her

You were sleeping more beautifully than usual, but you looked a little sad.
I kept looking at your beautiful face, thinking that I wanted to make you happy from now on.
Don't feel pain. The memories you made for me
Inside the sunlit room, "Let's play Animal Crossing."
Well, it's all a fantasy.

Before me, who was in the prime of my sexual life,
God suddenly gave me a present.
I, a picky eater, fell in love at first sight.
I was too shy to say a word.

At the 居酒屋 part-time job, you were the first to help me, who was useless,
And to lend a helping hand.
As the conversation progressed, I drowned in you.
I, who am too easy, fell in love.

I felt sorry for my uncool self,
And the "I love you" brain shower that erupted.
Is your body smooth?
Looking at your LINE icon while thinking about such creepy fantasies,
I end up thinking about dates.
I'll go and tell you my thoughts tomorrow.
The McDonald's fries I ate while I was nervous and excited were
A hundred billion times more delicious than before.

Ugly and introverted, I
Tried my best for you.
I fixed my hair and worked out.
I did everything I could.
And then you looked surprised.
You praised me, saying, "You've become more manly lately!"
I was saved. I felt like all my efforts had been rewarded.

You invited me to dinner and talked about music and
You asked me about piercings and tattoos and
This timing, this timing
When I decided to confess, I went for a drink after work.

It was fun talking and laughing with you.
I wondered, "Could she like me?"
You were so cute when you were tipsy.
I wanted to kiss you right away and have sex with you.
I can't hold it in anymore. It's almost time.

Um, I fell in love with you at first sight when we first met,
You're so cute and kind, and we have the same taste in music, and you're funny, and if you'd like,
Please let me make you happy. Please go out with me!

“Sorry, I have a boyfriend.”

What?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no