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Troublesome

眠たい起きたくない 12時くらいまで寝ていたい
めんどい化粧もしたくないし お風呂も歯磨きも全部したくない
LINE返したくない 友情関係めんどくさい
バイトも学校もめんどくさい 月50万振り込まれたい

自動的に出てくる股間のトマトジュース 鉄の味
お腹の下の痛み乗り越えて 尊い 愛する推しの価値

生まれた意味なんて知らない神様に聞かなけりゃ分からない
つかれたあのボケ男 怖い人に刺されて死んじゃったらいい！

可愛くなりたい！ ツヤツヤになりたい！
ダイエット食たべて！ お仕事頑張って！
るのにあの天使みたいな女の子に勝てないの！
ハイヒールのかかとで殴りたい

「あいつがどう」とか「こいつがどう」
どうでもいいけど本当は聞きたいの
結局めんどくなるのはその所為
でも正直そっちも楽しいもん
「悪い男」 「悪い女」 言ってる自分ら全員悪いやつら
いこうよ 今日も陰口パーティやろうよ！

「ねぇねぇ、あいつの服装めっちゃダサくない？」
「イキリすぎでまじで死ねよ目の前に来ないで欲しい」
無駄なストレスで頭ボーっとして一番ダサイのに気がつかないまま
次第にポーカーフェイス 知らぬ間に自分も壊れる
画面中の流行に足 引っ張られてさぁ

イツノマニカロボットミタイニナッチャッテルンダキミモワタシモ
ヤバタクスゼイアンジキニロボニコセイウバワレ
ああ流されればいい ずっと流されればいい
社会の一部にもならずに寝てクッキーばっか食べてたい

ただただめんどくさい光熱費めんどくさい
タバコの番号言わず逆ギレジジイめんどくさい
私にもある いつでも居場所だってある
ネットの友達 寝落ち通話してだるいよもう寝る！

そうだよ自己満足さ 消えれば皆満足だ
知ってんだよ戦力外 だから私言う「めんどくさい」
逃げてます 今走るゆめかわ通り 現在進行形！

勝手にやっとけおもろいから勝手に言っとけ

Troublesome

I want to sleep until noon. I don't want to wake up.
I don't want to put on my makeup, take a shower, or brush my teeth.
I don't want to reply to LINE messages. It's a pain to maintain friendships.
I don't want to go to work or school. I want to receive 5 million yen every month.

The tomato juice comes out of my crotch automatically. It tastes like iron.
I overcome the pain in my lower abdomen. The precious value of my推し.

I don't know the meaning of life. I have to ask God.
That senile old man is tired. He should get stabbed to death by a scary person!

I want to be cute!
I eat a diet and work hard!
But I can't win against that angelic girl!
I want to hit her with the heel of my high heels.

“What about him” or “what about her”
I don't care, but I actually want to hear it.
In the end, it just becomes a pain.
But honestly, it's also fun.
“Bad guy,” “bad girl,” we're all bad guys.
Let's go, let's have a gossip party today!

“Hey, isn't her outfit really ugly?”
“She's so arrogant, I wish she would just die and stay away from me.”
Needless stress makes my head spin. I don't realize that I'm the ugliest of all.
Gradually, my poker face becomes expressionless, and before I know it, I'm breaking down too.
Being dragged along by the trends on the screen,

Before you know it, you and I have become like robots.
It's dangerous, we'll soon be controlled by robots.
Ah, it would be nice to just go with the flow.
I don't want to be part of society, all I want to do is sleep and eat cookies.

The utility bills are just a hassle.
The old man at the convenience store who can't see the numbers on the cigarette pack is a pain in the neck.
I have a place where I belong.
My online friends, I'm tired of falling asleep on our calls. I'm going to bed!

That's right, it's self-satisfaction. Everyone will be satisfied if I just disappear.
I know I'm expendable, that's why I say “it's a pain in the neck.”
I'm running away. I'm running down the Yumekawa street right now!

Do whatever you want, it's funny, so just keep talking.