Текст и перевод песни Østkyst Hustlers - Bla Bla Bla

Bla Bla Bla

Her i torsdags, der cruzede jeg lidt
I mine snøresko på Nørrebro, for vejret var fedt
Der kom jeg vadende ned af gaderne nede ved broen
Der stod en psykopat med sin mobiltelefon
I jetset-hippiekluns fra en high-tech crapbutik
Han sagde: Hey, er det ikke dig der laver rapmusik?
Det ku jeg dårligt løbe fra, det var jo lige hvad jeg var
Men er du så færdig? Kæft, hvor ku han snakke, den nar
Han fortalte mig om alt det jeg sku ændre på
Og om hvad folk vil ha og hvad folk de går og tænder på
Hmmm...
Jeg kiggede på hans fede æg, hans latterlige gedeskæg
Og tænkte han befængte mit humør, jeg måtte væk
Og væk fra folk der kender folk og ved hvon folk de har det
Hvem faen er alle de folk? Hvor faen kender de dem fra?
Det gir mig klunker af sten det der pølsesnaksgen
Men det er ikke et lokalt fænomen

Fordi jeg ved at selv i Ordrup,
Der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Valby, der kører de deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Hellerup, der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Tårnby, der kører de deres bla bla bla

Her i fredags så jeg bussen, jeg var sent på den
Uhh.
Jeg løb afsted, for jeg sku med, men jeg ku ikke nå den
Jeg tog en vogn for jeg er en klovn, jeg kommer altid for sent
Det er noget jeg har fra min far, det har min mor altid ment
Men den chauffør der kørte kørte skørt og førte sig frem
Han var da bare en nar der bare var lidt for hjernelam
Han kaldte de andre trafikanter for store idioter
Og begyndte at sidde og kede mig med Mercedes-anekdoter
Han talte og talte om alt det moms og skat han betalte
Men i det røde lys i næste kryds, der gik det næsten galt
For han havde travlt med sin computer,
Han stirrede på en melding
Bremsede op og råbte: Fuck, det er garanteret en kælling
For satan hvor han gav den som mandschauvinist
Kæften gik, det irriterede mig for meget til sidst
Det gir mig klunker af sten det der pølsesnaksgen
Men det er ikke et københavnsk fænomen

Fordi jeg ved at selv i Århus, der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Esbjerg, der kører de deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Odense, der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Randers, der kører de deres bla bla bla

Og her i lørdags, der tændte jeg for min fjerner
Jeg så de sendte noget om kendte og om mediestjerner
Og de var der hele det store Se&Hør-galleri
De sad og kæftede op om trend og pop og personality
Der var en spasser der havde masser af teorier om hvordan
Det var så svært at være endt som kendt i jantelovens land
Og det var meget sjovt for jantelov betyder åbenbart
Man er en nar hvis ikke man bare
Forguder dem der spiller smart
Og det kan da være man ska respektere hvad han ka
Alt hans bøvl og kævl og vrøvl og ævl og bla bla bla
Men som sådan sad det kvaj sådan i og for sig
Og seriøst ævlede løs om ting der ikke ragede mig
Og det er ikke godt at vide hvorfor bedste sendetid
Skal fyldes ud med folk der snakker
Uden at snakke om en skid
Det gir mig klunker af af sten der der pølsesnaksgen
Men det er ikke kun et dansk fænomen

Fordi jeg ved at selv i Sverige der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Italien der kører de deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Iran der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og nede i Polen der hører man deres bla bla bla
På Kongens Nytorv der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og oppe i Norge der hører man deres bla bla bla
I Sønder Strømfjord der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Hvidovre der kører de deres bla bla bla
Og selv på Falster der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv på Møns Klint der kører de deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Greve der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og på McDonalds der kører de deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Sønderborg der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv på internettet kører de deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Compton der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og ude i Ledøje hører man deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Israel der hører man deres bla bla bla
Specielt i Hillerød der kører de deres bla bla bla
Selv ude på staden der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og oppe i Nybølle kører de deres bla bla bla
Og selv i Baywatch der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og på Frederiksberg der kører de deres bla bla bla
På Crazy Daisy der hører man deres bla bla bla
Og oppe på 3. sal, der kører de deres bla bla bla

Blah Blah Blah

Last Thursday, I was cruising around a bit
In my sneakers in Nørrebro, because the weather was great
I was wading down the streets by the bridge
There was a psychopath with his cell phone
A jet-set hippie clown from a high-tech crap shop
He said: Hey, aren't you the one who makes rap music?
I could hardly run from that, it was just what I was
But are you done? Damn, he could talk, that fool
He told me about everything I should change
And about what people want and what people turn on
Hmmm...
I looked at his fat eggs, his ridiculous goatee
And thought he was infecting my mood, I had to get away
And away from people who know people and know how people feel
Who the hell are all those people? Where the hell do they know them from?
It gives me a bunch of stones, that sausage talk gene
But it's not a local phenomenon

Because I know that even in Ordrup,
You hear their blah blah blah
And even in Valby, they drive their blah blah blah
And even in Hellerup, you hear their blah blah blah
And even in Tårnby, they drive their blah blah blah

Here on Friday I saw the bus, I was late for it
Uhh.
I ran off, because I had to go, but I couldn't catch it
I took a carriage because I'm a clown, I'm always late
It's something I got from my dad, my mom always thought
But that driver who drove crazy and acted up
He was just a fool who was just a little too brain dead
He called the other motorists big idiots
And started to bore me with Mercedes anecdotes
He talked and talked about all the VAT and taxes he paid
But at the red light in the next intersection, things almost went wrong
Because he was busy with his computer,
He stared at a message
He braked and shouted: Fuck, it's guaranteed to be a chick
Because satan how he gave it as a male chauvinist
His mouth was going, it irritated me too much in the end
It gives me a bunch of stones, that sausage talk gene
But it's not a Copenhagen phenomenon

Because I know that even in Aarhus, you hear their blah blah blah
And even in Esbjerg, they drive their blah blah blah
And even in Odense, you hear their blah blah blah
And even in Randers, they drive their blah blah blah

And here on Saturday, I turned on my remote
I saw they were broadcasting something about celebrities and media stars
And they were there the whole big Se&Hør gallery
They sat and chatted about trend and pop and personality
There was a spaz who had a lot of theories about how
It was so hard to end up as famous in the land of the law of Jante
And it was very funny because the law of Jante apparently means
You're a fool if you don't just
Worship those who play smart
And it may be that you should respect what he can
All his fuss and fuss and nonsense and nonsense and blah blah blah
But as such it sat so stupid in and of itself
And seriously rambled on about things that didn't concern me
And it's not good to know why prime time
Should be filled with people who talk
Without talking about a skid
It gives me a bunch of stones there that sausage talk gene
But it's not just a Danish phenomenon

Because I know that even in Sweden you hear their blah blah blah
And even in Italy they drive their blah blah blah
And even in Iran you hear their blah blah blah
And down in Poland you hear their blah blah blah
At Kongens Nytorv you hear their blah blah blah
And up in Norway you hear their blah blah blah
In Sønder Strømfjord you hear their blah blah blah
And even in Hvidovre they drive their blah blah blah
And even on Falster you hear their blah blah blah
And even on Møns Klint they drive their blah blah blah
And even in Greve you hear their blah blah blah
And at McDonalds they drive their blah blah blah
And even in Sønderborg you hear their blah blah blah
And even on the internet they drive their blah blah blah
And even in Compton you hear their blah blah blah
And out in Ledøje you hear their blah blah blah
And even in Israel you hear their blah blah blah
Especially in Hillerød they drive their blah blah blah
Even out on the town you hear their blah blah blah
And up in Nybølle they drive their blah blah blah
And even in Baywatch you hear their blah blah blah
And on Frederiksberg they drive their blah blah blah
At Crazy Daisy you hear their blah blah blah
And up on the 3rd floor, they drive their blah blah blah