Текст и перевод песни Østkyst Hustlers - Ik's'meget

Ik's'meget

Her i går, hvad skete der? Hvad skete der i går?
Fortæl mig hvad der skete og så fortæl mig hvorfor
Hvad skete der så? Hvad skete der mer?
Hvad skete der så? Hvad skete der mer? Hvad skete der?
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Vi var afsted forskellige steder
Det var mig og et par kammerater
Du ve café og det og barer på en bar der var der
Lige den her pige jeg løb ind i
Hun var meget sød og meget sån almindelig,
Det var hun egentlig
For at gøre en lang historie kort
Jeg synes ikke jeg havde bagt særligt hårdt
Mest for sportens skyld
Og skyllede øl og droppede søvn og sund fornuft
Hun spurgte om jeg sku med ud og ha noget luft
Det lød jo fedt sådan set, det havde jeg det OK med
Et par pils ind under jakken op og stå og afsted
Ud på gaden hvor vi satte os på en trappesten
Jeg fandt en pakke smøger frem og nappede en
Hun fortalte hun studerede etlandet vildt avanceret
Så sad jeg der i et kvarter og prøvede at lyde interesseret
Men nok om det, hun blev ved, men noget mer måtte der ske
Og iøvrigt så frøs jeg af helvedes til
Det måtte gå som det ku gå, lad falde hvad der ikke ka stå
Jeg skoddede min smøg, jeg rykkede tættere på
Jeg sagde hun virkede som en sød og interessant person
Og om hun boede alene eller sammen med nogen?
Det lød lidt dårligt, hun blev gravalvorlig og sa
At gå-i-byen-trippet fatted hun ingenting af
Det irriterede hende når mænd og kvinder finder en og ender
Hjemme hos dem og glemmer
At man kun skal bolle folk man kender
Ouw! Fedt nok, jeg vidste godt hvad det betød
Det er noget piger altid siger når de synes, at man er sød
Og når de ve at man ka se hvad der skal ske, men de vil ha
At man ikke skal tro det er noget de gør hver eneste dag
Jeg sagde jeg selv af princip aldrig dyrkede det trip
Men om vi ik sku se og rykke for et tebirkes ædeflip?
Jo, hun ville hjem og ha morgenmad
Og jeg ku da godt komme med og få en kop te hvis jeg gad
Det gad jeg godt så vi gik bag om hos en bager
Og købte kærnemælk og wienerbrød og hvad vi nu sku ha og
Vi kom udenfor, og så sa hun:
Nå skal vil splejse om en vogn, OK det gjor vi så

Hvad skete der så? Hvad skete der? Hvad skete der så?
Fortæl mig hvad der skete og så fortæl mig hvorfor
Hvad skete der så? Hvad sket der mer?
Hvad skete der så? Hvad skete der mer? Hvad skete der?
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Tælleren tikkede tungt på taxametertaxt 2
Da solen den stod op over Østerbro
Jeg er ikke så klar på hvor vi var og hvor vi endte
Men det var cirka 30 kroner væk fra noget jeg kendte
Hold kæft hvor var jeg træt i mit hoved,
Da vi nåed til hvor hun boede
Hun låste op og sagde: Undskyld, men her er altså lidt rodet
Jeg tænkte: Lad det være en losseplads, bare der er en seng
Vi kom indenfor der stod jeg så og så mig omkring
Det var en dejlig fed lejlighed sådan set
Et par store rum med svampemalet savsmuldstapet
Kobbermalede radiatorer, irriterende undulater
Et par sådan rimligt sokke polske kultfilmsplakater
Nå, men hun gik i køkkenet, jeg satte mig ned og styred
Stener stirreøjnestilen med tinitus i øret
Og jeg tror sgu lige jeg slumrede et minut måske
Jeg vågnede ved hun råbte noget om mælk i min te
Jeg tænkte: Fuck, det er sgu for flovt
Hvis hun nu så jeg sad og sov
Jeg tilter lidt for vildt og det er jo ikke særlig sjovt
Jeg stavrede op og stavrede ud i køkkenet, hvor hun stod og
Jeg tog fat i hende og kyssede hende op ad køkkenbordet
Et par kopper væltede, et par sedler røg ned
Det hele virkede temmelig kikset etlandet sted
For jeg var stadig i mit overtøj, og hun var lige lidt for høj og
Smagte lidt af birkes og af lidt for mange smøger
Hun sagde: Stop, det går for stærkt det her
Du får lov at blive og sove, men så heller ikke mer
Jeg sagde: Baby, det er i orden, det er alt hvad jeg vil ha
Jeg gik ind i soveværelset og tog bukserne af
Der duftede dejligt af parfume i hendes dyne og hendes lagner
Der lå jeg så med tømmermænd og skumle planer
Fordi der sker hvad der skal ske hvis man da ved hvad man gør
Man kan vel et par trix, for sex har man vel prøvet før
Du ved lidt småkælerier og lidt småkælen småsnakken
Ånden lidt i øret og lidt nappen lidt i nakken
Det endte som det endte og det var som det sku være
Som sådan var det sådan som sådan noget nu er

Hvad skete der så? Hvad skete der? Hvad skete der så?
Fortæl mig hvad der skete og så fortæl mig hvorfor
Hvad skete der så? Hvad sket der mer?
Hvad skete der så? Hvad skete der mer? Hvad skete der?
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Jeg vågnede op, ja det vil sige at det gjorde jeg egentlig ik
Jeg havde højst sovet allerhøjst et øjeblik
Jeg havde vildt lyst til bare at komme ud derfra
Hun lå og snorkede og jeg orkede ik at ligge og forklare
Men jeg synes ik jeg bare kunne skride hun ville vel vide hvorfor
Ku jeg? Sku jeg? Nej jeg sku ej - jo, fame sku jeg så
Jeg kunne lige nå den stol hvor tøjet lå
Og lige så stille og forsigtigt tog jeg underdrengene på
Så min skjorte, fint, jeg var næsten gået
Men da jeg fumlede rundt med bæltet, så væltede jeg noget
Hun vågned op, jeg sagde: Du er vågen
Mand, hvor er det dog fedt
Jeg henter lige avisen, så jeg kommer lige om lidt
Hun kiggede på mig, hun virkede helt vildt træt
Hun sagde: Jeg synes sgu du er sød nok, men forstå mig nu ret
Der skete det der skete og det skete sgu bare
Men lad nu være med at tro at det var mer end det var

Hvad sagde du så? Hvad sagde du? Hvad sagde du så?
Fortæl mig hvad du sagde og så fortæl mig hvorfor
Hvad sagde du så? Hvad sagde du mer?
Hvad sagde du så? Hvad sagde du mer? Hvad sagde du?
Iksmeget

Not Much Happened

Yesterday, what happened? What happened yesterday?
Tell me what happened and then tell me why
So what happened? What happened more?
So what happened? What happened more? What happened?
Not much

We were out in different places
It was me and a couple of buddies
You were at a café and then at a bar, there was this girl there
The one I ran into
She was very sweet and very, you know, ordinary,
She really was
To make a long story short
I don't think I had tried very hard
Mostly for the sport of it
And downed beer and dropped sleep and common sense
She asked if I wanted to go out and get some air
That sounded cool actually, I was okay with it
A couple of beers under the jacket, up and off we went
Out on the street where we sat on a step
I found a pack of cigarettes and took one
She told me she was studying something wildly advanced
So I sat there for a quarter of an hour trying to sound interested
But enough about that, she kept going, but something more had to happen
And besides, I was freezing my ass off
It had to go as it could go, let fall what can't stand
I stubbed out my cigarette, I moved closer
I said she seemed like a sweet and interesting person
And did she live alone or with someone?
It sounded a bit bad, she became dead serious and said
That she didn't understand the going-out-and-picking-up trip at all
It irritated her when men and women find someone and end up
At their place and forget
That you should only sleep with people you know
Ouw! Cool, I knew what that meant
It's something girls always say when they think you're cute
And when they know you can see what's going to happen, but they want
You not to think it's something they do every single day
I said I myself, on principle, never went for that trip
But shouldn't we see about moving for a pastry eating trip?
Yeah, she wanted to go home and have breakfast
And I could come along and have a cup of tea if I wanted
I wanted to, so we went around the back to a bakery
And bought buttermilk and pastries and whatever else we needed and
We came outside, and then she said:
Well, shall we split a cab, okay, so we did

So what happened then? What happened? What happened then?
Tell me what happened and then tell me why
So what happened then? What happened more?
So what happened then? What happened more? What happened?
Not much

The meter ticked heavily on taxi meter taxi 2
As the sun rose over Østerbro
I'm not so clear on where we were and where we ended up
But it was about 30 kroner away from something I knew
Damn, I was tired in my head,
When we reached where she lived
She unlocked and said: Sorry, but it's a bit messy here
I thought: Let it be a landfill, as long as there's a bed
We came inside and there I stood and looked around
It was a nice cool apartment actually
A couple of large rooms with sponge-painted sawdust wallpaper
Copper-painted radiators, annoying budgies
A couple of those reasonably cool Polish cult film posters
Well, she went into the kitchen, I sat down and steered
The stoned stare-eyed style with tinnitus in my ear
And I think I just dozed off for a minute maybe
I woke up when she yelled something about milk in my tea
I thought: Fuck, that's too lame
If she saw I was sitting there sleeping
I'm tilting a little too wildly and it's not very fun
I staggered up and staggered out into the kitchen where she was standing and
I grabbed her and kissed her up against the kitchen counter
A couple of cups tipped over, a couple of bills fell down
The whole thing seemed pretty awkward somehow
Because I was still in my outerwear, and she was just a little too tall and
Tasted a little of pastry and a little too many cigarettes
She said: Stop, this is going too fast
You can stay and sleep, but that's it
I said: Baby, that's okay, that's all I want
I went into the bedroom and took off my pants
There was a nice scent of perfume in her duvet and her sheets
There I lay with a hangover and shady plans
Because what happens happens if you know what you're doing
You know a few tricks, because you've tried sex before
You know, a little cuddling and a little sweet talk
Breathing a little in the ear and a little nibbling on the neck
It ended as it ended and it was as it should be
As such, it was as such things are

So what happened then? What happened? What happened then?
Tell me what happened and then tell me why
So what happened then? What happened more?
So what happened then? What happened more? What happened?
Not much

I woke up, well, actually I didn't
I had slept at most a moment
I really wanted to just get out of there
She was snoring and I didn't feel like lying and explaining
But I didn't think I could just leave, she would want to know why
Could I? Should I? No, I shouldn't - yes, damn it, I should then
I could just reach the chair where the clothes were
And very quietly and carefully I put on my underwear
Then my shirt, fine, I was almost gone
But as I fumbled around with the belt, I knocked something over
She woke up, I said: You're awake
Man, that's great
I'll just get the newspaper, I'll be back in a bit
She looked at me, she seemed really tired
She said: I think you're cute enough, but understand me now
What happened happened and it just happened
But don't think it was more than it was

What did you say then? What did you say? What did you say then?
Tell me what you said and then tell me why
What did you say then? What did you say more?
What did you say then? What did you say more? What did you say?
Not much