Самые лучшие тачки - Сектор Газа перевод на английский

Самые лучшие тачки

Мы на тачку с корешем копили целый год.
И вот мы наконец сорвались на автозавод.
Мы лихо купили, поехали назад.
Я торчу, и мой кореш наверно тоже рад!
Вдруг на трассе, блин, стоп какой, в натуре, стоп!
Нас с приятелем придется цеплять за фаркон!
Полопались цилиндры, накрылся барабан,
А также карбюратор выдохся, и отлетел кардан!
С корешем капот мы приокрыли,
Рты мы пораскрыли и глаза закрыли.
Потому что шланги все ваще отлетели, блин!
Корпус и коллекторы полопались и сгнили!
Припев (писклявым голосом):
А "двойки", "восьмерки", "тройки" и "девятки" -
Самые лучшие тачки!
А "двойки", "восьмерки", "тройки" и "девятки" -
Самые лучшие тачки!
А мимо ехали "Саабы", ехали "Ниссаны", "Мэрсы", "Форды"
"Опели", "Тираны", джип пролетел, поднимая пыль,
Фирменный джип просвистел - только видели его.
"Кадиллак", "Астон", "Мартин", "Фукан", "Ситроен",
"Шкода", "Хонда", "Рено", "Дэу", "Фольксваген",
"Мицубиси", "Мазда", "Ровер-джип",
Потом "тайота" и "джип-экслендровер".
Все проезжали и не тормозили.
Черт, все они плевали на нас!
Мы в грязи - я и ты, мы крутили болты,
Я и ты поотбивали все пальцы!
А "двойки", "восьмерки", "тройки" и "девятки" -
Самые лучшие тачки!
А "двойки", "восьмерки", "тройки" и "девятки" -
Самые лучшие тачки!
Мы с кентом замерзли, влезая под капот.
Мой дружок в движке закопался, идиот!
Он орет, он ворчит, на асфальте ключи,
Вот наступила ночь, и сова нам кричит:
"Зачем вы взяли эту тачку, дети!
Ведь она гнилее всех тачек в свете!
Лучше бы вы взяли старинную фирму!"
Мы взяли дерьмо отчего и почему?
Мы торчим мы кричим, и есть от чего!
Мы конкретно лажанулись на покупке дорогой.
Мы сядем в машину и весело споем:
"Берите, граждане, отечественные тачки!"
А "двойки", "восьмерки", "тройки" и "девятки" -
Самые лучшие тачки!
А "двойки", "восьмерки", "тройки" и "девятки" -
Самые лучшие тачки!
А "двойки", "восьмерки", "тройки" и "девятки" -
Самые лучшие тачки!
А "двойки", "восьмерки", "тройки" и "девятки" -
Самые лучшие тачки!

The Very Best Cars

My buddy and I, we saved up for a car all year long.
And finally, we made it to the car factory.
We bought it in a flash, driving back with glee.
I'm stoked, and my pal, he's happy as can be!
Suddenly on the highway, damn, a stop, for real, a stop!
Me and my friend, we're gonna need a tow truck, hop!
Cylinders blown, the drum's gone kaput,
And the carburetor's dead, the driveshaft's shot to boot!
My buddy and I, we popped the hood,
Our jaws dropped, eyes shut tight, we stood.
Cause all the hoses, they're gone, man, what the heck!
The body and manifolds, all cracked and wrecked!
Chorus (in a squeaky voice):
Those "deuces," "eights," "threes," and "nines" -
The very best cars, girl, those are the signs!
Those "deuces," "eights," "threes," and "nines" -
The very best cars, girl, those are the signs!
Saabs went by, Nissans too, Mercs, and Fords galore,
Opels, Tiranos, a jeep flew past with a roar,
A fancy jeep whizzed by - just a blur in sight.
Cadillac, Aston, Martin, Fukan, Citroen bright,
Skoda, Honda, Renault, Daewoo, Volkswagen,
Mitsubishi, Mazda, Rover jeep, then again,
A Toyota and a Jeep Grand Cherokee passed us by.
Everyone drove past, not a single stop, oh my!
Damn, they all just spat on us, it's plain to see!
Me and you in the mud, twisting bolts, you and me,
We busted our knuckles, a sorry sight to behold.
Those "deuces," "eights," "threes," and "nines" -
The very best cars, girl, worth more than gold!
Those "deuces," "eights," "threes," and "nines" -
The very best cars, girl, those are the signs!
My pal and I froze, digging under the hood.
My friend's lost in the engine, the poor dude.
He yells, he grumbles, tools scattered on the ground,
Night has fallen, an owl hoots with a mournful sound:
"Why'd you get this car, children, oh why?
It's the rustiest heap under the sky!
You should've chosen a classic brand!"
Why did we get this junk, I don't understand?
We're stuck, we're screaming, and with good reason, see,
We messed up big time on this expensive spree.
We'll get in the car and sing a merry tune:
"Get yourselves, folks, some homegrown cars, it's a boon!"
Those "deuces," "eights," "threes," and "nines" -
The very best cars, girl, those are the signs!
Those "deuces," "eights," "threes," and "nines" -
The very best cars, girl, those are the signs!
Those "deuces," "eights," "threes," and "nines" -
The very best cars, girl, those are the signs!
Those "deuces," "eights," "threes," and "nines" -
The very best cars, girl, those are the signs!