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Яйцеслав

Жив був один чоловік
Звали його Яйцеслав
Зовні не дуже привітний
Але яйця великі він мав

І ширилась містом слава
Про яйця і Яйцеслава
А Яйцеслав ні на що не зважав
Бо яйця великі він мав

Дівок приходило багато
У Яйцеславову хату
А він навіть двері не зачиняв
Не жадібним був Яйцеслав

І ширилась містом слава
Про яйця і Яйцеслава
А він навіть двері не зачиняв
Не жадібним був Яйцеслав

А якось скажений собака
Вкусив Яйцеслава за сраку
Яйця відгриз, сраку порвав
І Славіком став Яйцеслав

Eggslav

There once was a man, my dear,
His name was Eggslav, I swear.
Not very handsome, it's true,
But big eggs he had, for you.

And the city was filled with fame,
Of Eggslav and his egg game.
But Eggslav didn't mind the fuss,
'Cause he had big eggs, just for us.

Many girls came to his door,
To Eggslav's house, wanting more.
He didn't even lock his place,
Eggslav was generous, not a trace.

And the city was filled with fame,
Of Eggslav and his egg game.
He didn't even lock his place,
Eggslav was generous, not a trace.

But one day, a rabid dog,
Bit Eggslav right in the arse, agog!
Tore his eggs, ripped his rear,
And Eggslav became just Slava, my dear.