Текст и перевод песни ケツメイシ - ランジェリーパブ

ランジェリーパブ

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まさか 僕に訪れた君との再会が
ランジェリーパブ
何で君がここに居るの? 頭 真っ白になってく
残業ばかりの毎日
たまの早い帰りの日なのに
急な上司の誘い断れずに
でも君の事 忘れずに
一応メールしてみたが 無いぜ 返信
ちょっと滅入る
今宵 得意先 変態ハゲ社長の接待
1軒 2軒 ホロ酔いじゃ終わらない絶対
ハンパない半笑いで「次はどこ? 何か無い?」
とくれば「一丁行きますか? 例の夜の繁華街」
声掛ける呼び込みの一人 ギャルの虜になったハゲ年寄りは
「ここに決めた!」 ノリノリ
混み混みの店内はガーターベルト全快
こぼれそうなE-Cup プリケツにTバック
ふと目をやる 2席 3席向こうのスケベオヤジは
問答無用にオプションのペンライトで照らす局部全体
僕が女の子ならば言うよ「いい加減にせんかい!」
仕事とはいえ 大変だねー?
きっとイヤイヤなのさ 内面はね
なんて見てるとちょっと見覚えがどうも
あるどころか 僕の彼女 その子
「あれあれっ!? マジヤバイ! あれ彼じゃない?」
目が合って ええー! 君 間違いねー!
あってほしいのさ 間違いで
今日は「飲み会ある」って言ってたじゃない?
君がそんな事するのは見てたかない
って時 アクシデント 君の左パイがポロリ!
なぜだか僕の瞳からも涙ポロリ
今宵 悲しい「モロ酔い」「君にガーターベルト」さ
帰るぞ! それで君はどこに帰るの?
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まさか 僕に訪れた君との再会が
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何で君がここに居るの? 頭 真っ白になってく
「あれあれっ!? マジヤバイ! あれ彼じゃない?」
暗闇の中バレてる? いやバレてない!?
何で来るの? 何でいるの?
なんて嫌らしい目をして隣の子を見るのっ!
あれっ!? しまった... 目が合った! 鬼電だ! 無視無視
無理矢理に横のオヤジ 太ももをすりすり
「おじさま 今だけはペンライト置いて■」
光るっつーの! ワォ! 今度は鬼メール!
こんな格好じゃ 何も言えないし
こんな派手な下着 普段してないし
とりあえず変装 ホクロ書いてシャクれる
裏に隠れる 開き直りバックれる!?
今更 何をしても遅い
こんな時に左胸ポロリ
も~... そのまま誰かお相手して
っていうか帰りたい 早くお会計してー!
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まさか 僕に訪れた君との再会が
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何で君がここに居るの? 頭 真っ白になってく

Lingerie Pub

Unbelievable
Who would have thought I'd meet you again
In a lingerie pub?
What are you doing here? My mind is racing.
I've been working overtime every day,
And finally get a chance to leave early,
But I couldn't say no to my boss's sudden invitation.
But I didn't forget about you.
I sent you an email, but I didn't get a reply.
I was a bit disappointed.
Tonight, I'm entertaining a weird, bald president.
One after another, we won't stop drinking.
With a half-smile, he says, "Where to next? Anything else?"
Then, "How about we go to that nightlife district?"
The barkers calling out to us, the bald old man who's become captivated by one of the girls,
"This is it!" he says, excited.
The crowded bar is full of garter belts.
Spilling E-cups, perky butts, and T-backs.
My eyes wander, and a few seats away, a dirty old man
Is unabashedly shining a penlight on the girl's private parts.
If I were a girl, I'd tell him, "Cut it out!"
Even though it's work, it must be tough.
Surely, you don't really enjoy it.
As I watch, something seems familiar.
Not just familiar - it's my girlfriend.
"Oh no! Oh no! Is that him?"
Our eyes meet. Yes! It's you!
I wish it wasn't true.
You said you had a "work party" tonight.
I didn't think you'd be doing something like this.
At that moment, an accident. Your left breast pops out!
Somehow, tears well up in my eyes.
Tonight, I'm "drunk as a skunk" and "you're in a garter belt.
Let's go! By the way, where are you going?
Unbelievable
Who would have thought I'd meet you again
In a lingerie pub?
What are you doing here? My mind is racing.
"Oh no! Oh no! Is that him?"
Can you tell I'm embarrassed? Or can you not?
Why did you come here? Why are you here?
Why are you looking at the guy next to you with such nasty eyes?
Oh no! You caught my eye! You're calling me! I'm ignoring you.
You're rubbing your thigh up against the old man next to you.
"Just for now, leave the penlight alone."
It's flashing! Now you're emailing me!
I can't say anything dressed like this.
I never wear such flashy underwear.
Let's change my appearance. I'll draw on a beauty mark and pretend to be offended.
I'll hide in the back and just leave!
It's too late for that now.
And at this moment, my left breast pops out.
Go ahead and find someone.
I just want to go home. Can you pay the bill?
Unbelievable
Who would have thought I'd meet you again
In a lingerie pub?
What are you doing here? My mind is racing.