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人人有獎

你潛伏偽裝 獵豔是強項
頭髮一撥男女通殺所有人中槍
你博學優雅 莎翁到老莊
愛你的人全副武裝都上了戰場

個個有希望 個個不敢想
揚言退讓 又虎視眈眈 磨拳擦掌
你像神天降 舞台正中央
誰是贏家 緊張緊張 你宣怖 人人有獎

Cindy 最佳才藝獎 maggie最佳人緣獎
Oh 真心獎從缺 oh 真愛獎從缺
Nina 最佳新人獎 Laura 最佳導演獎
Oh 女主角從缺 oh 沒有人入圍

你潛伏偽裝 獵豔是強項
頭髮一撥男女通殺所有人中槍
你博學優雅 莎翁到老莊
愛你的人全副武裝都上了戰場

個個有希望 個個不敢想
揚言退讓 又虎視眈眈 磨拳擦掌
你像神天降 舞台正中央
誰是贏家 緊張緊張 你宣怖 人人有獎

Cindy 最佳才藝獎 maggie最佳人緣獎
Oh 真心獎從缺 oh 真愛獎從缺
Nina 最佳新人獎 Laura 最佳導演獎
Oh 女主角從缺 oh 沒有人入圍

(Solo os effect)
我要謝謝xxxxx 我從來沒想到我會得獎xxxx
入圍就是得獎xxxx 我會更加努力xxxx

Cindy 最佳才藝獎 maggie最佳人緣獎
Oh 真心獎從缺 oh 真愛獎從缺
Nina 最佳新人獎 Laura 最佳導演獎
Oh 女主角從缺 oh 沒有人入圍

元配 終身成就獎 小三最佳演技獎
Oh 幸福獎從缺 oh 快樂獎從缺
情婦改編劇本獎 還有誰沒有得獎
Oh 女主角從缺 oh 大家別氣餒

人人有獎

Everyone Gets a Prize

You lurk in disguise, a master of seduction
A flip of your hair, a massacre, everyone's smitten
You're intelligent and sophisticated, from Shakespeare to Lao Tzu
Your admirers, fully armed, enter the battlefield

Each one hopeful, yet none dares to dream
You feign retreat, yet your eyes glint, your fists clench
You descend like a goddess, center stage
Who will triumph? The suspense is killing me! You announce, "Everyone gets a prize."

Cindy, Best Talent Award; Maggie, Best Personality Award
Oh, the Sincerity Award goes unclaimed; oh, the True Love Award goes unclaimed
Nina, Best Newcomer Award; Laura, Best Director Award
Oh, the Best Actress Award goes unclaimed; oh, no one is nominated

You lurk in disguise, a master of seduction
A flip of your hair, a massacre, everyone's smitten
You're intelligent and sophisticated, from Shakespeare to Lao Tzu
Your admirers, fully armed, enter the battlefield

Each one hopeful, yet none dares to dream
You feign retreat, yet your eyes glint, your fists clench
You descend like a goddess, center stage
Who will triumph? The suspense is killing me! You announce, "Everyone gets a prize."

Cindy, Best Talent Award; Maggie, Best Personality Award
Oh, the Sincerity Award goes unclaimed; oh, the True Love Award goes unclaimed
Nina, Best Newcomer Award; Laura, Best Director Award
Oh, the Best Actress Award goes unclaimed; oh, no one is nominated

(Solo os effect)
I'd like to thank xxxxx; I never expected to win an award....
Just being nominated is a prize in itself.... I'll keep working hard....

Cindy, Best Talent Award; Maggie, Best Personality Award
Oh, the Sincerity Award goes unclaimed; oh, the True Love Award goes unclaimed
Nina, Best Newcomer Award; Laura, Best Director Award
Oh, the Best Actress Award goes unclaimed; oh, no one is nominated

The Main Wife, Lifetime Achievement Award; the Mistress, Best Performance Award
Oh, the Happiness Award goes unclaimed; oh, the Joy Award goes unclaimed
The Other Woman, Best Screenplay Award; who else hasn't won an award?
Oh, the Best Actress Award goes unclaimed; oh, don't be discouraged

Everyone gets a prize