Текст и перевод песни 伍佰 - 樓仔厝 - "雙面對決" Live

樓仔厝 - "雙面對決" Live

坐著土腳底的鐵路來到這
看隔壁阿財說的敢攏有影
看敢是世界上很有名
看敢是人人出門攏駛轎車
轎車轎車轎車轎車轎車轎車轎車轎車
轎車轎車轎車車車車車車車車車車

聽到四周全全攏是吵鬧的聲
走沒兩步左邊右邊攏總是車
要過大路大家就要做陣走
那沒司機就會給阮叭叭叭

阮要來去西門町去感受一下
看那的東西敢是俗擱大碗
等一個公車我等到下午兩點半
幹脆來去坐那落計程車

不曾看過這多的樓仔厝
哪會土腳歸會攏是一坑一缺
不曾看過這多的樓仔厝
哪會整個天頂是攏總全沙

不曾看過這多的樓仔厝
哪會烏托麥攏鉆來頭前擱後壁
不曾看過這多的樓仔厝
紅燈青燈伊老師那像攏總沒教
不曾看過這多的樓仔厝

歸條路攏是賣鞋擱賣衫
還有一條街整個攏在做電影
有的朋友擱實在有影很好禮
手給阮拖著擱一直叫阮入來坐

阮要來去東區去感受一下
看那的人敢是攏總穿甲足趴
擠一下公車擠走半天還沒到我
歸去又擱來去坐那落計程車

想過來又想過去
哪會整排車大家攏在喘大氣
想過來又想過去
哪會大家攏給垃圾丟在路邊

想過來又想過去
天上的鳥仔是安怎攏總走去覕
想過來又想過去
這款的環境伊敢有影住會舒適
想過來又想過去

看到大家人伊家那像攏足好額
七八十攤排在路邊在賣東西
熊熊咻一下歸下攏總沒看人影
當時啊就是那個警察擱來抓

阮要來去士林夜市感受一下
聽說那裡東西實在有影有夠好吃
要找公車牌我找甲霧煞煞
看破得要花那個兩百八去坐計程車

轉過來轉過去
轉甲司機險險撞從安全島去
轉過來轉過去
轉甲今嘛不知是民國幾年

轉過來轉過去
轉甲全身軀煞感覺攏無趣味
轉過來轉過去
轉甲這世人那像無通呷到百二
轉過來轉過去

整條路攏擠甲看沒頭前
還擱有一間鐵厝是有夠大間
在賣蚵仔煎 牛排肉圓花枝和銼冰
就是找沒大餅包小餅

不曾看過這多的樓仔厝
哪會土腳歸會攏是一坑一缺
不曾看過這多的樓仔厝
哪會整個天頂是攏總全沙

不曾看過這多的樓仔厝
哪會烏托麥攏鉆來頭前擱後壁
不曾看過這多的樓仔厝
紅燈青燈伊老師那像攏總沒教

House Floor - "Two Sides Showdown" Live

I took a train with dirt on its floor to get here
My friend Arcai has been telling the truth
Could this really be a world-renowned place?
Could it be that everyone drives a sedan here?
Sedan, sedan, sedan, sedan, sedan, sedan, sedan, sedan
Sedan, sedan, sedan, car, car, car, car, car, car, car

All I hear around me is noise
Take two steps and you're surrounded by cars on both sides
To cross the street, we all have to walk together
Or else the drivers will honk at us

I'm going to Ximending to see what it's like
I wonder if the stuff there is both cheap and good
I waited for a bus until 2:30 in the afternoon
I might as well take a taxi

I've never seen so many houses
How come back home, all we have is pits and bumps
I've never seen so many houses
How come there's sand everywhere

I've never seen so many houses
How come the smog gets all over the front and back walls
I've never seen so many houses
It's like the teachers never taught about red lights or green lights
I've never seen so many houses

Every street is lined with shoes and clothes stores
And there's a whole street dedicated to making movies
Some of the people here are really nice
They took my hand and kept inviting me to come in

I'm going to the Eastern District to see what it's like
I wonder if everyone there is well-dressed
I've been waiting for a bus for half a day and it still hasn't come
I'll just take a taxi

I think about going this way and that
How come there are cars everywhere, all breathing hard
I think about going this way and that
How come everyone throws their trash on the side of the road

I think about going this way and that
How come all the birds are flying away
I think about going this way and that
Could anyone really live comfortably in this kind of environment
I think about going this way and that

It seems like everyone is doing well
There are seventy or eighty stalls selling things on the side of the road
Suddenly, there was no one in sight
That's when the police came to arrest them

I'm going to the Shilin Night Market to see what it's like
I hear the food there is really good
I can't find the bus stop anywhere
I'll just take a taxi

I make so many turns
The driver almost crashed into the traffic island
I make so many turns
I don't know what year it is anymore

I make so many turns
I'm starting to feel bored
I make so many turns
It's like there's no end
I make so many turns

The whole street is so crowded
There's a huge iron shed
Selling oyster omelet, steak, meatball soup, and shaved ice
But I can't find the big cake

I've never seen so many houses
How come back home, all we have is pits and bumps
I've never seen so many houses
How come there's sand everywhere

I've never seen so many houses
How come the smog gets all over the front and back walls
I've never seen so many houses
It's like the teachers never taught about red lights or green lights