Текст и перевод песни 古巨基 - 子華說 (Live)

子華說 (Live)

喂喂喂 世界好簡單
但係人類好複雜
係咁㗎啦好出奇啊
搵食啫犯法呀我想㗎

神救贖人世靠笑穴
能誘惑人笑要夠絕
人生有什麼好喜悅
子華說子華說

喇各位我地唔係唔負責嘅人
為咗爸爸媽媽短短一剎那嘅快樂
我地負責咗幾十年喇
真係橋到船頭自然直呀
定係船到橋頭變林夕呀
拉拉鏈又一日
唔拉拉鏈又一日
無人搵你做嘢你咪當自己係偉大嘅藝術家囉
生勾勾嘅時候係唔會得到應有嘅尊重
我恭喜你
你仲偉大過偉大嘅藝術家
死咗都無人尊重呀
不過輸少當贏啦
係輸淨少少都當係贏
哎呀若要人不知
唔好咁低B

要笑到低脂
這世界被人笑
令人笑是頭等善事
醜不醜要自知
當做表演趣劇夠睿智

我好鍾意返工啊
你話唔係鬼上身點講得出啊
真係做隻貓做隻狗
做隻出位的馬仔
老闆點解我可以做得咁差
其實我可以做得差啲㗎
出俾你果份唔係糧係賠償
雖然話一千幾百猶如垃圾
富貴於我如浮雲
但係浮雲於我如命根
我地滿身傷痕身無分文
之但係buffet不妨食過份
出貓豈容你太高分呀
哎喲返工梗係睇鐘
今日最希望係聽日打風
搵食啫犯法呀我想㗎

神救贖人世靠笑穴
能誘惑人笑要夠絕
棟篤笑大家的死穴
回水要自嘲花心血
人類若那麼易笑不必我賣笑
玩幽默去拯救這眾生
將苦水飲到喜悅
子華說子華說

喂喂喂 你仲唱
失戀唱情歌
即係漏媒氣閂窗
愛情呢家嘢
你預咗唔OK
你就OK
你唔中意我
我憎你
你中意我
我唔信你
問世間情為何物
情侶裝係唔怕核突
初戀之前
小龍女只需要靚
靚就唔使扮啊
扮就唔慌靚啊
嗰時真係膚淺吖嘛
喇依家個人成熟咗知道原來身材都好重要
一個頂級嘅紅顏
係會帶黎頂唔順嘅麻煩
化妝變做喬裝
呢啲就叫做公關

關公最慘好孤單
好正經不愛玩
沒情愛愁煩
AB餐揀正餐揀野餐
至少有條件鬥煩

愛情同股票一樣
未入之前會不停咁升
一旦到手就會掉頭咁走
你仲夠膽擺酒
唔怕嘥咗條魚嘥咗隻雞嘥埋隻狗
你愛嘅你得唔到
你唔愛嘅你甩唔到
男人對愛情最緊要係新鮮
但係女人最緊張嘅就係保鮮
你從來都無愛過我
你對我已經唔係好似以前咁
唉夜半訴心聲 何需太高清
一句到尾一句到尾
一句到尾
愛 講是沒有用的
做啦

神救贖人世靠笑穴
能誘惑人笑要夠絕
棟篤笑大家的死穴
回水要自嘲花心血
人類若那麼易笑不必我賣笑
玩幽默去拯救這眾生
將苦水飲到喜悅
子華說子華說

Zi Hua Says (Live)

Hey hey hey, the world is simple,
But humans are complicated.
It's like that, is it surprising?
Just trying to make a living, is it a crime? I wish it were.

God redeems the world through laughter,
To tempt people to laugh, you have to be extreme.
What is there to be happy about in life?
Zi Hua says, Zi Hua says.

Ladies, we are not irresponsible people,
For the sake of our parents' brief moment of happiness,
We have been responsible for decades.
It's really like the bridge will naturally straighten when the boat reaches it,
Or is it that the boat will turn into Lin Xi when it reaches the bridge?
Zip up, another day,
Don't zip up, another day.
If no one hires you, just consider yourself a great artist.
When you're alive, you won't get the respect you deserve.
Congratulations,
You're even greater than a great artist,
No one respects you even after you're dead.
But a small loss is still a win,
Even if you lose just a little, it's still a win.
Oh, if you don't want people to know,
Don't be so naive.

You have to laugh until your fat content is low,
Being laughed at by the world,
Making people laugh is the best kind of good deed.
You have to know if you're ugly or not,
Being able to perform a comedy skit is wise enough.

I love going to work,
You say it's not like being possessed by a ghost, how can you say that?
Really being a cat, being a dog,
Being a horse that stands out.
Boss, why am I so bad at my job?
Actually, I can be worse.
The money I give you is not a salary, it's compensation.
Although a thousand or so is like garbage,
Wealth and honor are like floating clouds to me,
But floating clouds are like my lifeline.
We are covered in scars and penniless,
But the buffet is still worth overeating.
Cheating is not allowed to get you a high score.
Oh, going to work is definitely about watching the clock,
Today's biggest hope is for a typhoon tomorrow.
Just trying to make a living, is it a crime? I wish it were.

God redeems the world through laughter,
To tempt people to laugh, you have to be extreme.
Stand-up comedy is everyone's weakness,
Getting a refund requires self-deprecation and effort.
If humans were so easy to make laugh, I wouldn't have to sell laughter.
Using humor to save these sentient beings,
Turning bitterness into joy.
Zi Hua says, Zi Hua says.

Hey hey hey, you're still singing?
Singing love songs after a breakup,
It's like closing the window after a gas leak.
Love, this thing,
You expect it to not be okay,
Then you'll be okay.
You don't like me,
I hate you.
You like me,
I don't believe you.
What is love in this world?
Couples' outfits are not afraid of being ugly.
Before first love,
Little Dragon Girl only needs to be beautiful.
If you're beautiful, you don't need to pretend,
If you pretend, you won't be beautiful.
I was so superficial back then.
Now that I'm mature, I know that body shape is also important.
A top-notch beauty,
Will bring unbearable trouble.
Makeup becomes disguise,
This is called public relations.

Guan Gong is the most miserable, so lonely,
So serious, doesn't like to play,
No love or worries,
Choosing set meal A, picnic, or something else,
At least there are conditions to fight over.

Love is like stocks,
It keeps going up before you enter,
Once you get it, it will turn around and leave.
You still dare to have a wedding banquet?
Not afraid of wasting the fish, the chicken, and the dog.
You can't get what you love,
You can't get rid of what you don't love.
The most important thing for men in love is freshness,
But what women care about most is preservation.
You never loved me,
You're not like you used to be to me.
Sigh, why do you need such high definition for late-night heart-to-heart talks?
The bottom line, the bottom line,
The bottom line is,
Love, talking is useless,
Do it.

God redeems the world through laughter,
To tempt people to laugh, you have to be extreme.
Stand-up comedy is everyone's weakness,
Getting a refund requires self-deprecation and effort.
If humans were so easy to make laugh, I wouldn't have to sell laughter.
Using humor to save these sentient beings,
Turning bitterness into joy.
Zi Hua says, Zi Hua says.