Текст и перевод песни 古巨基 - 我是貓

我是貓

馴服慣要去扮貓（頹廢最有效）
人做厭要去做貓（你哪裏敢鬧）
沒有東西好咬 咬墻腳
咬極也都不飽（無法可起跑）

慘得過 肚腩多動人 肚腩夠大人
肚腩夠自強不修身
我懶過大雄 我惡過大傻
我個性型爆每個人
將芝士引誘我熱吻
我怎可以忍（我決定訓身）

做我真好福氣 我名叫加菲
未算好心地 看見客人會妒忌
就算賜我曲奇
拒絕你 捍衛我的骨氣（叫我也不擺尾 Hea Hea）
做你真好福氣 我是你加菲
讓你的身體永遠帶著我氣味
就算我變癡肥
抱著我 你便變得冤氣（怕你色心暗起）

誰願意再去做人（最怕有責任）
誰像我懶到入心（卻惹人開心）
路過挨一挨近
我便已 擄獲你的芳心（我有愛獨行最怕你跟）

全賴我 肚腩多動人 肚腩夠大人
肚腩夠自強不修身
我懶過大雄 我惡過大傻
我個性型爆每個人
將芝士引誘我熱吻 我怎可以忍（我決定訓身）

做我真好福氣 我名叫加菲
未算好心地 看見客人會妒忌
就算賜我曲奇
拒絕你 捍衛我的骨氣（叫我也不擺尾 Hea Hea）
做你真好福氣 我是你加菲
讓你的身體永遠帶著我氣味
就算我變癡肥
抱著我 你便變得冤氣（怕你色心暗起）

不必唱 加菲真可愛 加菲真可愛
早知得人類的寵愛
特別在肥大 特別在高竇
怕每個人也碰過來
喵一聲已惹你憐愛（實在極無奈）
我睬都懶睬（卻怕我變肥人 你會閃開）

能肥得可愛 肥得可愛（我慣了被愛）
能肥得可愛 全靠天才（我慣了被愛）
看見芝士餅我獸性沒法改
我怎麼要改（我拒絕去改）
你居然敢愛

I'm a Cat

I'm tired of being a human, I'm going to pretend to be a cat (being lazy is the most effective way)
I'm tired of being a human, I'm going to pretend to be a cat (how dare you get mad)
There's nothing good to chew on, I'll chew on the baseboards
I can't chew enough to feel full (there's no way to start running)

Can you beat this? My belly is so alluring, my belly is big enough for an adult
My belly is strong enough to not need to exercise
I'm lazier than Nobita, I'm meaner than Biggie
My personality is more awesome than everyone else's
Entice me with cheese, I'll give you a hot kiss
How can I resist (I decide to go to sleep)

It's so lucky to be me, my name is Garfield
Not to mention my kindness, I'm jealous of guests
Even if you give me cookies
I'll refuse you, defending my pride (don't ask me to wag my tail, nah nah)
It's so lucky to be me, you're my Garfield
Let your body forever carry my scent
Even if I become obese
You'll feel aggrieved if you hug me (I'm afraid you'll get horny)

Who wants to be a human again (I'm most afraid of being responsible)
Who's as lazy as me (but makes people happy)
Come by and give me a pet
I've already captured your heart (I love being alone, I'm most afraid of you following me)

It's all thanks to me, my belly is so alluring, my belly is big enough for an adult
My belly is strong enough to not need to exercise
I'm lazier than Nobita, I'm meaner than Biggie
My personality is more awesome than everyone else's
Entice me with cheese, I'll give you a hot kiss, how can I resist (I decide to go to sleep)

It's so lucky to be me, my name is Garfield
Not to mention my kindness, I'm jealous of guests
Even if you give me cookies
I'll refuse you, defending my pride (don't ask me to wag my tail, nah nah)
It's so lucky to be me, you're my Garfield
Let your body forever carry my scent
Even if I become obese
You'll feel aggrieved if you hug me (I'm afraid you'll get horny)

No need to sing, Garfield is adorable, Garfield is adorable
If I had known I could be loved by humans
I'm especially fat and tall
I'm afraid everyone will come and touch me
A meow from me can make you love me (it's really helpless)
I can't even be bothered to pay attention to you (but I'm afraid you'll run away if I become fat)

I can be fat and adorable, fat and adorable (I'm used to being loved)
I can be fat and adorable, it's all talent (I'm used to being loved)
When I see cheesecake, I can't control my animal instincts
Why should I control myself (I refuse to control myself)
You actually dare to love