犀利歌 - 古巨基 перевод на английский

犀利歌

樓主水帖灌天下 盆友圍觀把屏刷
轉發轉發再轉發 神馬點擊成神話

貌似村姑只要醬紫油菜花
盆友稀飯一夜之間變大咖
導遊阿珍一段訓話引起怨念大暴發
是洗具杯具就憑一句話

童鞋非常犀利吧
童鞋非常犀利嗎
一給力 犀利哥回家 oh

發不發 發就發 要轉發 快轉發

明星都是大作家 粉絲都是評論家
圍脖博愛好博大 粉絲明星素一家

酸甜苦辣劈里啪啦吃喝拉
秒秒事事人人都共享一下
主角觀眾導演記者集於一身雷到家
郁悶滴隨時來開個趴

童鞋非常犀利吧
童鞋非常犀利嗎
一給力 犀利哥回家 oh

一轉發 二轉發 發啊發 發啊發

看到神馬有點神馬就頂一下
看到神馬雞凍起來淚奔一下
看到神馬內牛滿面就暈一下
看到神馬菜鳥狗笑就汗一下

看到神馬有理冇理就冏一下
看到神馬有事沒事路過一下
看到神馬光明正大潛水幹嘛
犀利爸爸犀利媽媽犀利哥哥

童鞋非常犀利吧
童鞋非常犀利嗎
一給力 犀利哥回家

童鞋非常犀利吧
童鞋非常犀利嗎
一給力 犀利哥回家 oh

偶說一個冷笑話
偶要人肉搜索她
最後牽掛萬掛輸給了八掛
這個關注那個關注甚麼時候輪到她

發啊發 發啊發 發啊發 發啊發

Cuttingly Sharp Song

The original poster's thread flooded the world with water. The friends in the group opened their screens to fan it.
Retweet, retweet, retweet again. This is how divine clicks are created.

The seemingly idiotic villager wanted the rapeseed flowers this way.
The popular friends became big stars overnight.
The tour guide Ah Zhen's rant triggered a massive emotional outburst.
Whether it was a wash cup or a cup was based on one sentence.

My dear, aren't you super sharp?
My dear, aren't you super sharp?
Once you're pumped up, the Cuttingly Sharp Bro goes home. Oh!

Whether to post or not to post? If you're going to post, post it. Post it quickly and retweet it quickly.

Celebrities are all great writers. Their fans are all critics.
The love on the social media platform is so great. Fans and stars are one big family.

Eating and drinking everything under the sun.
Sharing every little thing with everyone, every second of every day.
The main characters, the audience, the directors and the reporters are all rolled into one. How shocking!
Whenever you're depressed, come and have a party.

My dear, aren't you super sharp?
My dear, aren't you super sharp?
Once you're pumped up, the Cuttingly Sharp Bro goes home. Oh!

The first retweet, the second retweet. Retweet it, retweet it, retweet it.

When you see something divine, give it a thumbs up.
When you see something divine, get excited and let the tears flow.
When you see something divine, be moved to tears and faint.
When you see something divine, be floored with laughter.

When you see something divine, be confounded.
When you see something divine, pass it by.
When you see something divine, why hide in the shadows?
Cuttingly Sharp Dad, Cuttingly Sharp Mom, Cuttingly Sharp Brother.

My dear, aren't you super sharp?
My dear, aren't you super sharp?
Once you're pumped up, the Cuttingly Sharp Bro goes home.

My dear, aren't you super sharp?
My dear, aren't you super sharp?
Once you're pumped up, the Cuttingly Sharp Bro goes home. Oh!

Let me tell you a joke.
I'll have her cyberbullied.
In the end, everything else pales in comparison to gossip.
Who cares about the other stuff when this is the hot topic?

Post it, post it, post it, post it, post it.