Текст и перевод песни 吳克群 feat. 莫安琪 - 人生超幽默

人生超幽默

凌晨兩點半的街燈
在點亮那歸家的靈魂
像只獵豹一樣舔自己傷痕
夢在前方還得提防獵人

夢想被養大腳步它不能停下
現實與想象落差總將我重傷
不斷規劃著計劃著前路
現實卻蠶食鯨吞著後路

I′m dreaming always
Always until I'm awake awake
人生有時候顯得很弔詭
劇本比你想的幽默點

1+1常常不大於1 mc2也不等於E
你的人生找不到那遙控器
你所盼的望的卻握在他手心

人生它超幽默的
超幽默的超幽默的
你愛的不是你的
不要你的不關你的
我無所謂我無所謂
陳放在時間裡蘊生百味

人生它超幽默的
超幽默的超幽默的
你愛的不是你的
不要你的不關你的
我無所謂我無所謂
人生百種際遇
自己體會才完美

把你嚮往的緊握在雙手
對你在乎的拚命在死守
可你避免不了失意
世人把你當做空氣
努力有時毫無意義

可能這就是長大的代價（ugh）
可是失敗讓人不禁害怕（damn）
Maybe yes maybe no
Maybe someday
You gone light it up
Drink it up just for one day

幽默的是他們從不在意
對於你的熱血也許他們需要翻譯
他們愛聽錢的Ch-Ching Ch-Ching
從未聽見你心碎的聲音

就算是輸贏有時總有人意並非天意
能不能少點套路多些真誠來點新意
我知道這個世界也許不盡公平
但我相信那一丁點點奇迹

人生它超幽默的
超幽默的超幽默的
你愛的不是你的
不要你的不關你的
我無所謂我無所謂
陳放在時間裡蘊生百味

人生它超幽默的
超幽默的超幽默的
你愛的不是你的
不要你的不關你的
我無所謂我無所謂
人生百種際遇
自己體會才完美

This must be love
Just like the rain
Or the sunshine
Pouring under all over me
再次靠近才看得清許多事情
它不盡人意不夠美麗

做大玩家還是做個贏家
真心用作法碼
難以自拔乾脆我們
全憑良心我看得清許多事情
它不盡人意 依舊美麗

Life Is So Humorous

Streetlights at 2:30 am
Illuminate the souls returning home
Like a cheetah licking its own wounds
Dreams ahead, still wary of the hunter

Dreams are nurtured, their relentless pace
Reality and imagination's disparity, leaving me wounded without grace
Constantly planning and scheming the path ahead
While reality蠶食鯨吞s and traps me instead

I'm dreaming always
Always until I'm awake awake
Life sometimes seems so absurd
The script is more humorous than you've heard

1+1 often doesn't exceed 1, and e mc2 doesn't equal E
You can't find the remote control for your life, you see
Your hopes and dreams are clasped in another's hand

Oh, honey, life is so humorous
So humorous, so humorous
The one you love doesn't belong to you
The one who doesn't want you, well, that's nothing new
I don't care, I don't care
Preserved in time, a thousand flavors appear

Oh, honey, life is so humorous
So humorous, so humorous
The one you love doesn't belong to you
The one who doesn't want you, well, that's nothing new
I don't care, I don't care
A myriad of life's encounters
Only by experiencing them firsthand can you truly learn

Cling tightly to your aspirations
Fight tooth and nail for those you hold dear
But you can't escape disappointment
The world will treat you like you're nothing but air
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, it's all for naught

Perhaps this is the price we pay as we grow (ugh)
But failure can't help but fill us with dread (damn)
Maybe yes, maybe no
Maybe someday
You'll light it up
Drink it up just for one day

The funny thing is, they never seem to care
Your passion might as well be a foreign language to them, I swear
They love the sound of money, that Ch-Ching, Ch-Ching
But they're deaf to the sound of your breaking heart, it seems

Even in victory or defeat, sometimes it's not our will but fate
Can we have less套路and more sincerity, some innovation?
I know this world may not be fair
But I still believe in that tiny glimmer of hope, I swear

Oh, honey, life is so humorous
So humorous, so humorous
The one you love doesn't belong to you
The one who doesn't want you, well, that's nothing new
I don't care, I don't care
Preserved in time, a thousand flavors appear

Oh, honey, life is so humorous
So humorous, so humorous
The one you love doesn't belong to you
The one who doesn't want you, well, that's nothing new
I don't care, I don't care
A myriad of life's encounters
Only by experiencing them firsthand can you truly learn

This must be love
Just like the rain
Or the sunshine
Pouring under all over me
Only when I draw near can I see many things clearly
They're flawed and lackluster, it's true

To be a major player or just a winner
Using sincerity as a bargaining chip
Hard to extricate ourselves, so let's just
Rely entirely on our conscience, I can see many things clearly
They're flawed, yet still beautiful