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真人Show

似是政治斗争你别太过天真
友善笑面背后拿着棍
办公室有小人弱肉强食嘅森林
要有识擦识闪嘅技能
我最爱我老板客户永远啱
被责骂笑着来受教
荣耀属于上头有镬我就认头
主人一走甩绳马骝就会两边走
办公室做真人骚我擦鞋造诣好高
(每个老细也当佢宝宝)
周身刀博命做升职就慢人几步
(最怕我会最快无得捞)
Watch out 对面有小丑
面露笑口装作好友
Look out 腹背有恶狗
随时扑出噬你一口
Watch out 有事要先走
为着老细开心打个筋斗
Look out 嘴脸似小丑
然而谁人能笑出口
有气永远要忍如埋炸药引
要向老细对脚吻一吻
女士穿着要斯文但唔使穿金戴银
最怕某某背后唱你你博啲乜
办公室做真人骚我擦鞋造诣好高
(每个老细也当我宝宝)
周身刀博命做升职就慢人几步
(最怕我会最快无得捞)
Watch out 对面有小丑
面露笑口装作好友
Look out 腹背有恶狗
随时扑出噬你一口
Watch out 有事要先走
为着老细开心打个筋斗
Look out 嘴脸似小丑
然而谁人能笑出口
做嘢好烦做人好难
俾啲办公室政治搅到好残
要以牙还牙要以眼还眼
咪以为我坐喺度好得闲
边一个冼我
阴阴湿金手指插向我大大镬
原来是你么
唔好咁绝做人留一线
做好自己唔怕俾人赶到绝
Watch out 对面有小丑
面露笑口装作好友
Look out 腹背有恶狗
随时扑出噬你一口
Watch out 有事要先走
为着老细开心打个筋斗
Look out 嘴脸似小丑
然而谁人能笑出口
Watch out 对面有小丑
面露笑口装作好友
Look out 腹背有恶狗
随时扑出噬你一口
Watch out 有事要先走
为着老细开心打个筋斗
Look out 嘴脸似小丑
然而谁人能笑出口
Look out

Reality Show

It seems like political struggle, don't be so naive
Friendly smiles hide the sticks they hold
The office is a jungle of survival of the fittest
You need to know how to dodge and weave
I love my boss, the client is always right
I take the blame with a smile
The glory belongs to the higher-ups, I'll take the heat
When the master leaves, the monkeys will run wild
In the office, I'm a reality show, I'm a master at brown-nosing
(Every boss treats me like their precious baby)
I work hard, but I'm always a step behind in promotions
(I'm afraid I'll be the first to go)
Watch out, there's a clown across the way
Smiling face, pretending to be a friend
Look out, there's a vicious dog behind you
Ready to pounce and take a bite out of you
Watch out, I have to go
I'll do a somersault for the boss
Look out, your face is like a clown's
But who can really laugh?
You have to hold back your anger or you'll explode
You have to kiss the boss's feet
Ladies, dress modestly, but don't go overboard
I'm afraid someone will talk behind your back and ruin your chances
In the office, I'm a reality show, I'm a master at brown-nosing
(Every boss treats me like their precious baby)
I work hard, but I'm always a step behind in promotions
(I'm afraid I'll be the first to go)
Watch out, there's a clown across the way
Smiling face, pretending to be a friend
Look out, there's a vicious dog behind you
Ready to pounce and take a bite out of you
Watch out, I have to go
I'll do a somersault for the boss
Look out, your face is like a clown's
But who can really laugh?
Work is hard, life is hard
All this office politics is making me miserable
I have to fight fire with fire, an eye for an eye
Don't think I'm just sitting here doing nothing
Who's trying to get me fired?
Sneaky, underhanded, pointing the finger at me
So it was you
Don't be so ruthless, show some mercy
If I do my job well, I won't be afraid of being fired
Watch out, there's a clown across the way
Smiling face, pretending to be a friend
Look out, there's a vicious dog behind you
Ready to pounce and take a bite out of you
Watch out, I have to go
I'll do a somersault for the boss
Look out, your face is like a clown's
But who can really laugh?
Watch out, there's a clown across the way
Smiling face, pretending to be a friend
Look out, there's a vicious dog behind you
Ready to pounce and take a bite out of you
Watch out, I have to go
I'll do a somersault for the boss
Look out, your face is like a clown's
But who can really laugh?
Look out