Текст и перевод песни 吳雨霏 - 絕代雙嬌

絕代雙嬌

喂 有眼見 邊位扮友善
人人望實你 成晚笑 氣都喘 我對厭
喂 有眼見 邊位亂放電 完全係無底線
朋友最愛絕交 點算先

好開心囉 講真你想點
最淒慘嘅試驗
唔係啩 手機斷線
情願閃呀閃 一個睇無綫

你要拍拖 即有人來
個個又悶又老土 你就愛
嚟做吓你 會試到七彩
做你 人人喜愛
即刻上網任你開
我 同你最難夾 偷偷想變你又無害
起碼 多個人愛

喂 有眼見 邊位勁作狀
突然又換季 狂掃貨 八種色要買斷
喂 有眼見 邊位係有病
除時亂去開戰
全世界發現 你未發現

好想死囉 講真你想點
你擺款嘅裡面
其實你 點解咁燥
如果想訴苦 我就行先

你要發火 踩爆月台
叫我靜靜學放開 要自愛
嚟做吓你 我會懶得改
做你 名牌超載
乜都要買系怪胎
我同你最難夾 偷偷想變你又無害

似你咁真 先有人愛
似你咁In 先有人愛
似我咁差 邊有人愛
妒忌 妒忌 妒忌 妒忌 而無得改

你要拍拖 即有人來
個個又悶又老土 你就愛
嚟做吓你 會試到七彩
做你 人人喜愛
即刻上網任你開
我 同你最難夾 講咗咁耐

做我 直頭感慨
有嘅就淨係咁多 不過
其實似我 要跳去深海
遇到任何意外
都可以笑住托腮
我 同你最合拍 爭爭吵吵搞事咁耐

先算 好嘅朋友
無法夾得到 偏偏最愛

Two and a Half Girl Friends

Hey, there you are, looking like you've got the world under your thumb
Everybody's looking at you, all night long, laughing so hard they're out of breath, I hate it
Hey, there you are, flirting like there's no tomorrow
My best friends would die to cut me off, what should I do?

You're so happy, tell me what you want
The most pathetic test
No, really? Your phone is dead?
I'd rather be alone, watching TV

You want to date, and someone will come
Everyone is so boring and old-fashioned, but you love it
Come be with me, I'll show you all the colors
Be with me, everyone loves you
You can do whatever you want on the internet
I'm the hardest person for you to get along with, but I secretly want to turn into you, it's harmless
At least one more person will love you

Hey, there you are, acting so fake
Suddenly it's a new season, you're on a shopping spree, buying everything in every color
Hey, there you are, you must be sick
You're always starting fights
The whole world has noticed, but you haven't

You want to die, tell me what you want
You're pretending so much
Why are you so angry?
If you want to talk, I'll go first

You want to get mad, blow up the platform
Tell me to calm down, let go, and love myself
Come be with me, I won't bother to change
Be with me, you'll be overloaded with designer labels
You have to buy everything, you're a freak
I'm the hardest person for you to get along with, but I secretly want to turn into you, it's harmless

Someone would love you if you were as genuine
Someone would love you if you were as fashionable
Who would love someone as bad as me?
I'm jealous, I'm jealous, I'm jealous, I'm jealous, and there's nothing I can do about it

You want to date, and someone will come
Everyone is so boring and old-fashioned, but you love it
Come be with me, I'll show you all the colors
Be with me, everyone loves you
You can do whatever you want on the internet
I'm the hardest person for you to get along with, I've been telling you for so long

Be with me, it's a pity
That's all I've got, but
To be like me, you'd have to jump into the deep sea
If anything happened
I could just smile and rest my head in my hands
I'm the most compatible with you, we've been fighting for so long

That's what counts as
A good friend