Текст и перевод песни 周杰倫 feat. Lara & Gary Yang - 比較大的大提琴

比較大的大提琴

小傻瓜這不是大提琴 我撥弦你卻在吃點心
我一人就足夠 等我震驚你們的 死表情
明明 圍觀一堆人
卻聽不到 吭鐙零錢聲 只能硬撐
越彈越認真 我慢慢等 慢慢等 慢慢等 那識貨的人
人潮 人潮 掌聲回應 鈔票 鈔票 卻不靠近
吃乾抹淨 真有點不甘心
隔壁攤拿我的音樂當 背景放竟還表演流暢
我乾脆將音樂 中斷 微笑著看你 怎麼辦
(看你怎麼辦)
你卻借別攤音樂 還繼續再跳 我好心提醒你的Key別跑掉
會很好笑 你竟然 在嫌我吵 哇咧喵
我哪裡 礙到你 硬說跟我有默契
是音樂 讓我們 東拼西湊在一起
A-GOGO 不會跳 跳了腳麻手會抖
來表演就要選在街頭 感動的人才多
我教你 請起立 副歌記得要換氣
跳街舞 演默劇 全都攪和在一起
Disco 沒去過 就怕去了錢不夠
交朋友 就不要太囉嗦 一句話開心自由
小傻瓜這不是大提琴 我撥弦你卻在吃點心
我一人就足夠 等我震驚你們的 死表情
明明 圍觀一堆人
卻聽不到 吭鐙零錢聲 只能硬撐
越彈越認真 我慢慢等 慢慢等 慢慢等 那識貨的人
人潮 人潮 掌聲回應 鈔票 鈔票 卻不靠近
吃乾抹淨 真有點不甘心
隔壁攤拿我的音樂當 背景放竟還表演流暢
我乾脆將音樂 中斷 微笑著看你 怎麼辦
(哇咧看你怎麼辦 I Don't Care)
你卻借別攤音樂 還繼續再跳 我好心提醒你的Key別跑掉
會很好笑 你竟然 在嫌我吵 哇咧喵
我哪裡 礙到你 硬說跟我有默契
是音樂 讓我們 東拼西湊在一起
A-GOGO 不會跳 跳了腳麻手會抖
來表演就要選在街頭 感動的人才多
我教你 請起立 副歌記得要換氣
跳街舞 演默劇 全都攪和在一起
Disco 沒去過 就怕去了錢不夠
交朋友 就不要太囉嗦 一句話開心自由
(還有一遍啦)
哪裡 礙到你 硬說跟我有默契
是音樂 讓我們 東拼西湊在一起
A-GOGO 不會跳 跳了腳麻手會抖
來表演就要選在街頭 感動的人才多
我教你 請起立 副歌記得要換氣
跳街舞 演默劇 全都攪和在一起
Disco 沒去過 就怕去了錢不夠
交朋友 就不要太囉嗦 一句話開心自由

Bigger Cello

Silly cutie, this isn’t a cello, I play the strings while you munch on snacks.
I'm enough on my own, just you wait, I'll shock you with my serious face.
There’s a crowd watching
But I can’t hear the coins dropping, I can only hang on.
The harder I play, the longer I wait, waiting, waiting, waiting, for someone who knows what's good.
The crowd, the crowd, the applause, the money, the money, but it’s nowhere to be seen.
I’m a little disappointed, they cleared out.
The vendor next door took my music, using it as background and performed smoothly.
I just stopped playing, smiling at you, how about that?
(How about that)
But you borrowed another vendor’s music and continued dancing, I kindly reminded you to keep your key.
It would’ve been funny, you actually thought I was noisy, oh my.
How did I get in your way, you insist we have chemistry.
It’s the music that brought us together.
A-GOGO, can't dance, my feet are numb and my hands tremble.
If you want to perform, do it on the street, where you'll find people who will be touched.
I'll teach you, stand up, don't forget to breathe during the chorus.
Street dancing, mime, all mixed together.
I've never been to a disco, I’m afraid I can’t afford it.
Making friends, don't be a chatterbox, a simple greeting brings happiness and freedom.
Silly cutie, this isn’t a cello, I play the strings while you munch on snacks.
I'm enough on my own, just you wait, I'll shock you with my serious face.
There’s a crowd watching
But I can’t hear the coins dropping, I can only hang on.
The harder I play, the longer I wait, waiting, waiting, waiting, for someone who knows what's good.
The crowd, the crowd, the applause, the money, the money, but it’s nowhere to be seen.
I’m a little disappointed, they cleared out.
The vendor next door took my music, using it as background and performed smoothly.
I just stopped playing, smiling at you, how about that?
(Oh look at you, I don't care)
But you borrowed another vendor’s music and continued dancing, I kindly reminded you to keep your key.
It would’ve been funny, you actually thought I was noisy, oh my.
How did I get in your way, you insist we have chemistry.
It’s the music that brought us together.
A-GOGO, can't dance, my feet are numb and my hands tremble.
If you want to perform, do it on the street, where you'll find people who will be touched.
I'll teach you, stand up, don't forget to breathe during the chorus.
Street dancing, mime, all mixed together.
I've never been to a disco, I’m afraid I can’t afford it.
Making friends, don't be a chatterbox, a simple greeting brings happiness and freedom.
(Let's do it again)
How did I get in your way, you insist we have chemistry.
It’s the music that brought us together.
A-GOGO, can't dance, my feet are numb and my hands tremble.
If you want to perform, do it on the street, where you'll find people who will be touched.
I'll teach you, stand up, don't forget to breathe during the chorus.
Street dancing, mime, all mixed together.
I've never been to a disco, I’m afraid I can’t afford it.
Making friends, don't be a chatterbox, a simple greeting brings happiness and freedom.