Текст и перевод песни 周杰倫, 袁詠琳, 邱凱偉, 楊瑞代 & 宋健彰 - 比較大的大提琴 (Live)

比較大的大提琴 (Live)

杰伦：小傻瓜 这不是大提琴
我拨弦 你却在吃点心
我一人 就足够
等我震惊你们的 死表情
明明 围观一堆人
却听不到 吭噔零钱声
只能硬撑 越弹越认真
我慢慢等 慢慢等
慢慢等 那识货的人
人潮人潮掌声回应
钞票钞票却不靠近
吃干抹净 真有点不甘心
隔壁摊 拿我的音乐当
背景放 竟还表演流畅
我干脆 将音乐 中断
微笑着看你 怎么办
看你怎么办
你却 借别摊音乐
还继续在跳
我好心提醒你的Key别跑掉
会很好笑 你竟然
在嫌我吵 哇咧喵
我哪里 碍到你
硬说跟我 有默契
是音乐 让我们
东拼西凑在一起
A-gogo 不会跳
跳了脚麻手会抖
来表演就要选在街头
感动的人才多
我教你 请起立
副歌记得 要换气
跳街舞 演默剧
全都搅和在一起
Disco 没去过
就怕去了钱不够
交朋友 就不要太啰嗦
一句话开心自由
Lara：小傻瓜
这不是大提琴
我拨弦 你却在吃点心
我一人 就足够 等我
震惊你们的 死表情
杰伦：明明 围观一堆人
却听不到
吭噔零钱声 只能硬撑
越弹越认真
我慢慢等 慢慢等
慢慢等 那识货的人
合：人潮人潮掌声回应
钞票钞票却不靠近
吃干抹净 真有点不甘心
Gary：隔壁摊 拿我的音乐当
Lara：隔壁摊 拿我的音乐当
Gary：背景放竟还表演流畅
Lara：背景放竟还表演流畅
合：我干脆 将音乐 中断
微笑着看你 怎么办
哇咧看你怎么办
I don't care
你却 借别摊音乐
还继续在跳
我好心提醒你的key别跑掉
会很好笑 你竟然
在嫌我吵 哇咧喵
我哪里 碍到你
硬说跟我 有默契
是音乐 让我们
东拼西凑在一起
A-gogo 不会跳
跳了脚麻手会抖
来表演就要选在街头
感动的人才多
我教你 请起立
副歌记得 要换气
跳街舞 演默剧
全都搅和在一起
Disco 没去过
就怕去了钱不够
交朋友 就不要太啰嗦
一句话开心自由
还有一遍啦
我哪里 碍到你
硬说跟我 有默契
是音乐 让我们
东拼西凑在一起
A-gogo 不会跳
跳了脚麻手会抖
来表演就要选在街头
感动的人才多
我教你 请起立
副歌记得 要换气
跳街舞 演默剧
全都搅和在一起
Disco 没去过
就怕去了钱不够
交朋友 就不要太啰嗦
一句话开心自由

Bigger Cello (Live)

My Baby: How silly, that's not a cello
I'm playing the strings, and you're eating snacks
I'm enough for one
Just wait for me to shock your cold faces
There's clearly a crowd gathered
But I can't hear any money clinking
All I can do is grit my teeth and play more intently
I'm waiting, waiting, waiting
Waiting for someone to appreciate me
The crowd responds with applause
But the money doesn't come
I'm a little put out that I played for nothing
My neighbor's stand is using my music as
Background music, and they're still performing smoothly
I simply stop playing
Smiling as I watch you, what will you do
Watch what you'll do
Borrowing music from another stand
You're still bobbing along
I kindly remind you to stay in key
It would be so funny if you
Said I was annoying, oh my god
Where am I getting in your way
You insist that we have a rapport
It's the music that's bringing us
Together for this hodgepodge
A-gogo, I can't dance
If I tried, my legs would go numb, and my hands would shake
If you're going to perform, you should do it on the street
There'll be more people who appreciate it
Let me show you, stand up
Remember to breathe during the chorus
Do street dance, perform mime
Mix it all together
I've never been to a disco
I'm afraid I can't afford it
If we're going to be friends, don't be so long-winded
One word, happy and free
Lara: My baby
How silly, that's not a cello
I'm playing the strings, and you're eating snacks
I'm enough for one, just wait
I'll shock you with my cold stare
My baby: There's clearly a crowd gathered
But I can't hear any
Money clinking, all I can do is grit my teeth
And play more intently
I'm waiting, waiting, waiting
Waiting for someone to appreciate me
Both: The crowd responds with applause
But the money doesn't come
I'm a little put out that I played for nothing
Gary: My neighbor's stand is using my music as
Lara: My neighbor's stand is using my music as
Gary: Background music, but they're still performing smoothly
Lara: Background music, but they're still performing smoothly
Both: I simply stop playing
Smiling as I watch you, what will you do
Oh my god, look at what you're doing
I don't care
Borrowing music from another stand
You're still bobbing along
I kindly remind you to stay in key
It would be so funny if you
Said I was annoying, oh my god
Where am I getting in your way
You insist that we have a rapport
It's the music that's bringing us
Together for this hodgepodge
A-gogo, I can't dance
If I tried, my legs would go numb, and my hands would shake
If you're going to perform, you should do it on the street
There'll be more people who appreciate it
Let me show you, stand up
Remember to breathe during the chorus
Do street dance, perform mime
Mix it all together
I've never been to a disco
I'm afraid I can't afford it
If we're going to be friends, don't be so long-winded
One word, happy and free
One more time
Where am I getting in your way
You insist that we have a rapport
It's the music that's bringing us
Together for this hodgepodge
A-gogo, I can't dance
If I tried, my legs would go numb, and my hands would shake
If you're going to perform, you should do it on the street
There'll be more people who appreciate it
Let me show you, stand up
Remember to breathe during the chorus
Do street dance, perform mime
Mix it all together
I've never been to a disco
I'm afraid I can't afford it
If we're going to be friends, don't be so long-winded
One word, happy and free