Текст и перевод песни 周柏豪 - 報告總司令 - Live

報告總司令 - Live

我是428號宇宙傘兵 派駐這地殼 看住這星
報告總司令 報告總司令 大軍應該冷靜
我奉了命 以六百日看清 看清這裡 秘密地形
今天決定 毋庸殺戮而取勝

要是母艦決定馬上派兵 你會炸掉了最笨那星
平凡的生命 無聊的生命 或者真的過剩
要是當做廢物那樣殺清 來年沒有餘興
留下看人類 笑和淚 也算有趣事情

這個地球 像你 所想荒謬
住滿低等的智慧 和異獸之後
穿得暖 吃得夠 但全球仍然悶透
有人有人研究 新衣著 舊美酒
對污染卻沒搶救

攻佔地球 易過 捲起衣袖
但我喜歡這裡有人為我守候
真心當我好友 比賽之際回复做對手
浪漫又矛盾 但在月球裡 沒有
(呢邊啦! 呢邊大聲就去邊面啦! 好唔好呀? 下? 試下先啦!)
結伴看著世上最爛笑片 再到處亂逛 拍下照片
閒來通通電 吃個好杯麵 就得這些片段
困在血肉裡面這六百天 重提尚帶微暖
難道我懷念 太懷念 抗拒再被殖上晶片

這個地球 像你 所想荒謬
住滿低等的智慧 和異獸之後
穿得暖 吃得夠 但全球仍然悶透
有人有人研究 新衣著 舊美酒
對污染卻沒搶救

不要 定案 全部戰艦撤走
給我時間 巡視再多兩週

攻佔地球 易過 捲起衣袖
但我喜歡這裡有人為我守候
真心當我好友
比賽之際回復做對手
浪漫又矛盾 但在月球裡 沒有
魅力沒人有 就是地球客 獨有

Report to the Commander-in-Chief - Live

I'm an interstellar paratrooper, number 428, stationed on this planet to observe and protect it.
Reporting to the Commander-in-Chief, reporting to the Commander-in-Chief. The army should remain calm.
I've been ordered to spend 600 days here, to study its secrets and its terrain.
I have decided that today, we will triumph without resorting to violence.

If the mothership decides to send in reinforcements immediately, you will destroy the most worthless planet.
Ordinary lives, boring lives. Perhaps there are too many of them.
If we exterminate them like pests, there will be nothing left to amuse us next year.
I will stay and watch over the laughter and tears of humanity. It will be quite entertaining.

This planet, as you know, is absurd,
inhabited by inferior beings and strange creatures.
They are well-fed and clothed, but the planet is still suffocating.
Some of them are busy researching new clothes and old wines,
but they do nothing to clean up the pollution.

Conquering the Earth would be as easy as rolling up our sleeves,
but I enjoy having someone to watch over me here.
They have become my true friends. When the competition is over, we will become rivals again.
It's a romantic irony that doesn't exist on the moon.
(Come on! Come on, speak up! Shall we give it a try? Go ahead!)
We can watch the worst comedy movies together, wander around, and take pictures.
We can chat online, have some delicious instant noodles. These are the moments I cherish.
Trapped in this flesh for 600 days, these memories still warm my heart.
Maybe I miss it too much. I can't bear the thought of being implanted with a chip again.

This planet, as you know, is absurd,
inhabited by inferior beings and strange creatures.
They are well-fed and clothed, but the planet is still suffocating.
Some of them are busy researching new clothes and old wines,
but they do nothing to clean up the pollution.

No, postpone your decision. Withdraw all warships.
Give me some time. I will patrol for another two weeks.

Conquering the Earth would be as easy as rolling up our sleeves,
but I enjoy having someone to watch over me here.
They have become my true friends,
and when the competition is over, we will become rivals again.
It's a romantic irony that doesn't exist on the moon.
No one has the charm of an Earthling.