Текст и перевод песни 品冠 - Mr.对

Mr.对

你给我一颗 望梅止渴的酸梅
酸酸的爱的危险 提醒我提高警觉
我的理性还是禁不住感性PK
才一转眼就被思念狠狠K了一整夜
我被你 点了死穴
注定我一定是你的MR.对
这样才对 没有你就不对
我不累 让我们十全加十美
我爱你就好像是爬虫类爱上茱丽叶
爱你一千零一夜的那个MR.对
打死了我也不退 一个人敢死队
不小心踩到地雷 被团团包围
我爱你就好像是忍者龟爱上燕尾蝶
爱你一千零一夜的那个MR.对
已经被你细胞分裂 被蝴蝶打死结
还是要谢谢你 谢谢我的老天爷 我的天
左脚的拖鞋 要配右脚的拖鞋
明明天生一对 别说我不配
谁说MS.J一定要配MR.J
不在乎你是魔羯 天蝎还是巨蟹
我被你 点了死穴
注定我一定是你的MR.对
这样才对 没有你就不对
我不累 让我们十全加十美
我爱你就好像是爬虫类爱上茱丽叶
爱你一千零一夜的那个MR.对
打死了我也不退 一个人敢死队
不小心踩到地雷 被团团包围
我爱你就好像是忍者龟爱上燕尾蝶
爱你一千零一夜的那个MR.对
已经被你细胞分裂 被蝴蝶打死结
还是要谢谢你 谢谢我的老天爷 我的天
我被你 点了死穴
注定我一定是你的MR.对
柠檬口味 加气泡矿泉水
爱之味 像升了天飘飘欲仙

Mr. Right

You gave me a sour plum to quench my thirst
The sour danger of love reminds me to be alert
My reason still can't withstand the emotional battle
In the blink of an eye, I've been ruthlessly knocked out by longing for you all night
You've hit my weak spot
It's destined that I must be your Mr. Right
Only this is right; without you, everything's wrong
I'm not tired; let's make everything perfect
My love for you is like a reptile falling for Juliet
The Mr. Right who loves you a thousand and one nights
Even if you kill me, I won't retreat; I'm a one-man suicide squad
I accidentally stepped on a landmine and was surrounded
My love for you is like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle falling for a swallowtail butterfly
The Mr. Right who loves you a thousand and one nights
I've been split by your cells and tied up by a butterfly
I still have to thank you, thank my God, my heavens
The left slipper must match the right
Obviously made for each other, don't say I'm not worthy
Who says Ms. J must be with Mr. J?
I don't care if you're a Capricorn, Scorpio, or Cancer
You've hit my weak spot
It's destined that I must be your Mr. Right
Only this is right; without you, everything's wrong
I'm not tired; let's make everything perfect
My love for you is like a reptile falling for Juliet
The Mr. Right who loves you a thousand and one nights
Even if you kill me, I won't retreat; I'm a one-man suicide squad
I accidentally stepped on a landmine and was surrounded
My love for you is like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle falling for a swallowtail butterfly
The Mr. Right who loves you a thousand and one nights
I've been split by your cells and tied up by a butterfly
I still have to thank you, thank my God, my heavens
You've hit my weak spot
It's destined that I must be your Mr. Right
Lemon flavor with sparkling mineral water
The taste of love is like floating to heaven