Текст и перевод песни 品冠 - Mr.對

Mr.對

你給我一顆 望梅止渴的酸梅
酸酸的愛的危險 提醒我提高警覺
我的理性還是禁不住感性PK
才一轉眼就被思念狠狠K了一整夜
我被你 點了死穴
註定我一定是你的MR.對
這樣才對 沒有你就不對
我不累 讓我們十全加十美
我愛你就好像是爬蟲類愛上茱麗葉
愛你一千零一夜的那個MR.對
打死了我也不退 一個人敢死隊
不小心踩到地雷 被團團包圍
我愛你就好像是忍者龜愛上燕尾蝶
愛你一千零一夜的那個MR.對
已經被你細胞分裂 被蝴蝶打死結
還是要謝謝你 謝謝我的老天爺 我的天
左腳的拖鞋 要配右腳的拖鞋
明明天生一對 別說我不配
誰說MS.J一定要配MR.J
不在乎你是魔羯 天蠍還是巨蟹
我被你 點了死穴
註定我一定是你的MR.對
檸檬口味 加氣泡礦泉水
愛之味 像升了天飄飄欲仙

Mr. Right

You gave me a plum to quench my thirst
The sour taste of love's danger reminds me to be vigilant
My reason is powerless against my emotions' attacks
And in a moment, I've been mercilessly K.O.'d by longing all night long
You've hit my Achilles' heel
Destined to be your Mr. Right
That's the way it should be, without you, everything's wrong
I'm not tired, let's make it perfect ten
I love you like a reptile loves Juliet
That Mr. Right who loves you a thousand and one nights
Even if you kill me, I won't retreat, a one-man suicide squad
Carelessly stepping on a landmine, surrounded
I love you like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle loves a swallowtail butterfly
That Mr. Right who loves you a thousand and one nights
I've been split by your cells, tangled by your butterfly's net
But I still have to thank you, thank my God, oh my
The left slipper must match the right
Obviously born as a pair, don't tell me I don't fit
Who says Ms. J must be with Mr. J?
I don't care if you're Capricorn, Scorpio, or Cancer
You've hit my Achilles' heel
Destined to be your Mr. Right
Lemon flavor, with sparkling mineral water
The taste of love, makes me float in the sky