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Funny Sh#%

我寫了好幾頁的歌
通常最後都不要
沿思路開了一整夜的車
直到油表都不跳
安靜的台北正好讓我瞧瞧
就連野狗都不叫
讓妳的頸部保養裙擺搖搖
像是癮頭戒不掉
但是如果想說的話都在歌裡
那每一首我都無法停掉
不像那些說得誇張像在坑妳
創作不用誰來傳授訣竅
這遊戲裡我還是個學生給我白紙跟筆
讓我描繪情調
讓我描繪自己描繪女性身體
描繪那狀態像吞安眠藥

讓我描繪我想像的世界多麽美好像妳親手施灑肥料
讓我描繪我看到的世界多麽的扯讓妳知道妳可別笑

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妳說我真的是有病
那該算是久病
還不懂富貴在天生死有命
像跟自己打賭蓋了手印
搞砸自己只有自己有份
妳正點頭 妳沒否認
人的行為得為言語佐證
學不會愛人所愛恨人所恨
天底下勝者為王敗者成寇
對妳說著承諾
對別人唱著不只為了成功
妳說我說的對不對
對不對 都有人厭惡有人跟隨
妳問我後悔 會不會
我說不會 妳當我對自己恭維

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Funny Sh#%

I wrote pages and pages of songs
Usually ending up throwing them away
I drove my car all night
Until my gas tank was empty
Quiet Taipei allowed me to take a good look
Even the dogs were silent
Let your neck and your dress sway
It's like an addiction I can't shake
But if what I want to say is in my songs
Then I can't stop writing them
Unlike those who exaggerate to trick you
Writing doesn't need to be taught
In this game, I'm still a student, give me paper and a pen
Let me draw the emotions
Let me draw myself, draw the female body
Draw that state like taking sleeping pills

Let me draw the world I imagine, so beautiful, as if you were personally fertilizing it
Let me draw the world I see, so absurd, so you know not to laugh

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You say I'm really sick
I guess it's a chronic illness
I still don't understand that wealth is in the heavens and life is determined by fate
Like gambling with myself, leaving my handprint
Messing up is something only I can do
You nod your head, you don't deny it
A person's actions must support their words
I can't learn to love what you love and hate what you hate
In this world, the victor is king, the loser is a thief
I make promises to you
I sing to others that it's not just about success
You tell me, am I right or wrong?
Right or wrong, there will be those who hate and those who follow
You ask me if I regret it, would I?
I say no, you think I'm just flattering myself

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