Текст и перевод песни 大支 - 芭乐

芭乐

以前台灣唱饒舌的
都超愛罵芭樂
大家寫的第一首歌幾乎
都是罵芭樂歌
我跟熱狗算是罵的最兇的兩個

但今天我寫這首歌
最主要是要跟芭樂歌道歉
因為我發現
現在台灣的饒舌歌手
比芭樂歌手還要莫名其妙

他們每首歌都在講自己多屌他們不太了
對一般人來說饒舌就數來寶
就吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮頂多加yoyo
吃葡萄yo不吐葡萄yo皮

不然就是超愛彈舌的唸很快
但都不知道唸什麼我只聽懂他講什麼
他饒舌像機關槍你聽多腦殘
機關槍別亂玩小心射到睾丸

還有一些是愛辣英文的假熬
不然就是裝的怪腔怪調假肖
你真以為自己是來自布魯克林
卡清醒ㄟ你頂多是布魯克姓林

別再唱黑人才會發生的事
別再想自以為是黑人的詞
你們不是黑人但你們也不是白人
你沒聽錯因為你們是白痴

芭樂樂樂樂
我知道很像我就是學Dr.Dre怎樣
芭樂樂樂樂
我們根本不屌我們的屌都超短超小

芭樂樂樂樂
我知道很像我就是學Dr.Dre怎樣
芭樂樂樂樂
我們根本不屌我們的屌都超短超小

好多人都在說我變了乾
自己褲子穿的這麼緊你還敢說我變了
Hiphop它像台電車痴漢搭那便車
大支愛搞政治所以活該他被閹割

饒舌歌手常自以為是那個
如果我是林老師全部給我跪著
一直再講黑特到底哪裡來的黑特
Hiphop的十字架哈狗幫裡我先揹了

寫不出hit song是所有歌手的痛
賺不到錢怎麼keep going也沒錢喝酒
很多人做著美國夢忘了身在台灣
高不成低不就中這魔咒太慘

不過就是一首該死的芭樂歌
每個人都會哼就像看到垃圾車
我講了一堆#@%&*我寫不出來
現在這首有機會了大家一起來來

芭樂樂樂樂
我知道很像我就是學Dr.Dre怎樣
芭樂樂樂樂
我們根本不屌我們的屌都超短超小

芭樂樂樂樂
我知道很像我就是學Dr.Dre怎樣
芭樂樂樂樂
我們根本不屌我們的屌都超短超小

你是否常覺得自己天下無敵
但總覺得懷才不遇成功遙遙無期
對不起請注意看排行榜
上面寫的是最暢銷唱片不是最屌唱片

我做的漢堡比麥當勞好吃
但搞半天麥當勞還是比我賺錢
許多人才華洋溢卻沒賺到半毛
是因為他們都只是專心在做漢堡

學著賣自己試試看地下很簡單
要大家接受才是難
你看連熱狗都寫不出第二首我愛台妹
哇糗大哈狗幫都快倒著唸幫狗哈

啥毀你對嘻哈有信念哈
別再自我詐騙嘻哈不過是坨大便
混不下去很苦的歌沒人聽很悶的
人生總需要些芭樂歌的

芭樂樂樂樂
我知道很像我就是學Dr.Dre怎樣
芭樂樂樂樂
我們根本不屌我們的屌都超短超小

芭樂樂樂樂
我知道很像我就是學Dr.Dre怎樣
芭樂樂樂樂
我們根本不屌我們的屌都超短超小

Papaya

Those who rapped in Taiwan in the past,
Loved to bash papaya,
Almost everyone's first song was
A papaya song.
Me and Hot Dog were the worst bashers.

But today, I'm writing this song
Mainly to apologize to papaya songs,
Because I've realized
That current Taiwanese rappers
Are even more nonsensical than papaya singers.

Every song they sing is about how awesome they are.
To ordinary people, rap is like nonsense poetry,
Just like eating grapes and spitting out the seeds, maybe with a little "yo".
Eating grapes yo, not spitting out the grape yo skin.

Or they love to roll their tongue and rap really fast,
But I can't understand what they're saying, I only hear what he's rapping about.
His rap is like a machine gun, you'll get brain damage if you listen to too much,
Be careful with machine guns, don't shoot yourself in the balls.

Some are fake nerds who love to rap in English,
Or pretend to be strange and weird.
Do you really think you're from Brooklyn?
Wake up, you're just a Brooks from Taiwan.

Stop singing about things that only happen to black people,
Stop trying to write lyrics like a black person.
You're not black, but you're not white either,
You heard me right, because you're an idiot.

Papaya, papaya, papaya,
I know it sounds like I'm imitating Dr. Dre,
Papaya, papaya, papaya,
We're not cool, our d*cks are all super short and small,

Papaya, papaya, papaya,
I know it sounds like I'm imitating Dr. Dre,
Papaya, papaya, papaya,
We're not cool, our d*cks are all super short and small.

So many people say that I've changed,
You dare to say I've changed when you're wearing such tight pants?
Hip hop is like a trolley, you pervert.
Da Chih loves to get political, so he deserves to be castrated.

Rappers always think they're the best,
If I were Ms. Lin, I'd make you all kneel.
Always talking about hate, where does all this hate come from?
The cross of hip hop, I'll carry it first in the Dog G crew.

Writing a hit song is the pain of all artists,
If you can't make money, how can you keep going, you can't even buy alcohol.
Many dream of America and forget that they live in Taiwan,
Neither successful nor unsuccessful, this curse is too cruel.

But it's just a damn papaya song,
Everyone can hum it, like seeing a garbage truck.
I've said a lot of#@%&*, I can't write it anymore,
Now that I have a chance, let's sing it together.

Papaya, papaya, papaya,
I know it sounds like I'm imitating Dr. Dre,
Papaya, papaya, papaya,
We're not cool, our d*cks are all super short and small,

Papaya, papaya, papaya,
I know it sounds like I'm imitating Dr. Dre,
Papaya, papaya, papaya,
We're not cool, our d*cks are all super short and small.

Do you often feel invincible?
But always feel like you're not appreciated and that success is far away.
Sorry, please look at the charts.
That's the list of the best-selling albums, not the best albums.

My burgers are better than McDonald's,
But hey, McDonald's still makes more money than me.
Many are talented but don't make a dime,
Because they're all just focused on making burgers.

Try selling yourself, it's easy to do it underground,
It's hard to get people to accept you.
Even Hot Dog couldn't write a second "I Love Taiwanese Girls".
Oops, too bad, Dog G Crew might soon be read as Chew Dog G.

What? You have faith in hip hop? Haha,
Stop fooling yourself. Hip hop is nothing but a big piece of crap.
It's painful if you can't make a living, it's depressing if no one listens to your music.
We all need some papaya songs in life.

Papaya, papaya, papaya,
I know it sounds like I'm imitating Dr. Dre,
Papaya, papaya, papaya,
We're not cool, our d*cks are all super short and small,

Papaya, papaya, papaya,
I know it sounds like I'm imitating Dr. Dre,
Papaya, papaya, papaya,
We're not cool, our d*cks are all super short and small.