Текст и перевод песни 孫耀威 - 我教你分手

我教你分手

你說伴侶突然再不想跟你相好
知道 你放心的哭訴
你說伴侶近來變得只需要珠寶
知道 怨你買不到

你這樣愛她 但越來越怕
她根本不欣賞你所送的花
你眼力太差 為別人浪費年華

情人已背叛你我是你已經將她拋棄
貴客自理懶理她的生死
為你註定與她別離 讓你朋友恭喜

誰傻到會像你我是你會愛得有骨氣
永遠受氣如何活在一起
愛侶責備你對你並未看得起讓你死

她只覺得失去廢物是福氣
你別要死 你別要死

你說沒法睡眠眼睛張開到清早
感到 戲裡都想嘔吐
說每日也在挨抑鬱再加焦躁
你也懶醫好

你這樣愛她 但越來越怕
這公主得到好處先愛青蛙
你努力養家 但是窮便當你傻瓜

情人已背叛你我是你已經將她拋棄
貴客自理懶理她的生死
為你註定與她別離 讓你朋友恭喜

誰傻到會像你我是你會愛得有骨氣
永遠受氣如何活在一起
愛侶責備你對你並未看得起讓你死
如若你輸不起 會被戀愛主宰你 啊

怎拯救你 我是你當與她練習遊戲
要銘記難受亦是趣味
你會愛護你才能頓被愛護的真理

一生有多少次愛情被拋棄 你便記起
我若至死 說別離

How to Teach You to Break Up

You say your partner suddenly doesn't want to be with you anymore
I know, you're crying your heart out
You say your partner has recently become obsessed with jewelry
I know, you blame yourself for not being able to afford it

You love her so much, but you're getting more and more scared
She doesn't appreciate the flowers you give her
Your taste is terrible; you're wasting your time on someone else

Your lover has betrayed you, I would have already gotten rid of her
Spoiled brat, I don't care if she lives or dies
I wish you had broken up with her sooner, so your friends could congratulate you

Who would be as stupid as you? I would have dumped her with pride
If you're always getting yelled at, how can you live together?
Your girlfriend berates you and doesn't respect you, she wants you dead

She thinks it's a blessing to get rid of you, you piece of trash
Don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself

You say you can't sleep, you toss and turn all night
I feel like throwing up just thinking about it
You say you've been depressed and anxious every day
You're too lazy to get help

You love her so much, but you're getting more and more scared
This princess takes advantage of you, then she'll dump you like a frog
You work so hard to support her, but you're just a poor loser

Your lover has betrayed you, I would have already gotten rid of her
Spoiled brat, I don't care if she lives or dies
I wish you had broken up with her sooner, so your friends could congratulate you

Who would be as stupid as you? I would have dumped her with pride
If you're always getting yelled at, how can you live together?
Your girlfriend berates you and doesn't respect you, she wants you dead
If you can't handle it, you'll be controlled by love, oh

How can I save you? I will practice a game with her
Remember, even pain can be fun
You will cherish yourself and only then will you be cherished

How many times in your life have you been dumped? Remember this:
Even if I die, I will tell you to break up