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痴妹與王兩

各就各位舞台燈光音響
癡妹王兩 這兩位好朋友要開始他們的天花亂墜的演講
一個假面甜心 一個皮笑肉不笑
一直碎碎唸543 我我我我覺得有點吵
Di di di的音色請盡量不要用
之前送來的版本是用aaaaa 那個版本比較好
但不知道是否有沒有可能 寫一首78拍
因為這首歌可以做成大型感動版
癡妹說 你應該要多懂一些樂理
王兩說 這邊應該多一點音樂性
然後啊最重要的是情緒和表情
乖乖的聽我們 就做做做
你說你說你的都對 我說我說我的也對
請問唱的到底是誰
癡妹王兩閃一邊 讓我們來單純發洩
個人喜好沒有絕對 如果這樣就算膚淺 那種腦袋才可悲

對對對對對 怎麼說都對 你們很奇怪捏
一下說要悲 一下又說不夠K
你只要耶耶 不要一直變變
把錢放我口袋 我就裝乖不吠
什麼叫做這類型的音樂不太拔辣
瞎咪拔辣? 我很認真捏 沒有偷懶捏
所有一切都嘔心瀝血
甚至還想寫我愛你一萬兩千年
這樣大家都滿意了 你滿意嗎
癡妹說 你應該要多懂一些樂理
王兩說 這邊應該多一點音樂性
我知道最重要的是情緒和表情
拜託請你們別再叫叫叫

你說你說你的都對 我說我說我的也對
請問唱的到底是誰
癡妹王兩閃一邊 讓我們來單純發洩
個人喜好沒有絕對 如果這樣就算膚淺 那種腦袋才可悲

我不是白癡的木偶 淚水熱血我都有

你說你說你的都對 我說我說我的也對
請問唱的到底是誰
癡妹王兩閃一邊 讓我們來單純發洩
個人喜好沒有絕對 如果這樣就算膚淺 那種腦袋才可悲

Giddy Girl and King Two

Everyone in their places, stage lighting, sound
Giddy Girl and King Two, these two good friends are about to begin their dazzling speech
A fake sweetheart, a poker face
Always going on and on about this and that, I, I, I, I find it a bit noisy
Please try not to use the "Di di di" sound
The version you sent earlier used "aaaaa", that version was better
But do you think it's possible to write a 78 beat
Because this song could become a great moving piece
Giddy Girl says, you should really learn some more music theory
King Two says, there should be more musicality here
And then, most importantly, emotion and expression
Just listen to us乖乖的听我们 乖乖地听我们 and just do it
You say yours is right, I say mine is right
I wonder who's actually singing
Giddy Girl and King Two, step aside, let us vent for a moment
Personal taste is subjective, if that's considered shallow, then you've got a pitiable mind

Yes, yes, you're right about everything, you guys are strange
Sometimes you say it should be sad, sometimes you say it's not catchy enough
Just say yes and stop changing your mind
Put the money in my pocket and I'll shut up
What do you mean by saying this type of music isn't spicy enough
What do you mean spicy? I'm very serious, I'm not slacking off
Everything has been written with my heart and soul
I even thought about writing "I love you for ten thousand and two thousand years"
This way everyone will be happy, are you happy?
Giddy Girl says, you should really learn some more music theory
King Two says, there should be more musicality here
I know the most important thing is emotion and expression
Please stop nagging

You say yours is right, I say mine is right
I wonder who's actually singing
Giddy Girl and King Two, step aside, let us vent for a moment
Personal taste is subjective, if that's considered shallow, then you've got a pitiable mind

I'm not a wooden puppet, I have tears and passion too

You say yours is right, I say mine is right
I wonder who's actually singing
Giddy Girl and King Two, step aside, let us vent for a moment
Personal taste is subjective, if that's considered shallow, then you've got a pitiable mind