Текст и перевод песни 尹光 - 荷里活 (Live)

荷里活 (Live)

喂喂荷里活有間大酒店
有三個肥婆呀學踢波 學踢波
你又踢 佢又踢 卒之就踢左落河
啊 你想執番個波 我幫你執個波丫
我標落去水雙手攬住個波
Fing上去水面等佢捉住個波
佢個心想話接住點知佢差錯腳落河
搵多兩個肥婆合力去拖
好彩又救醒左 你地玩波 玩波
應該要小心播
肥婆Ａ白: 喂, 肥婆霞你冇野丫嘛?
肥婆Ｂ白: 冇野, 哎也個衰佬真係撞鬼呀, 係度搏懵呀!
肥婆Ｃ白: 哎也, 點解咁架?
肥婆Ａ白: 哎也, 咁抵死呀?
肥婆Ｂ白: 係啦, 摸手摸腳呀個衰佬呀...
肥婆Ａ白: 離晒大譜呀!
肥婆Ｃ白: 即係佢乘機揩油!
肥婆Ｂ白: 係喇係喇!
肥婆Ａ白: 我就話佢想非禮你就真呀!
肥婆Ｂ白: 係呀係呀, 咁既人都有既, 真係丫!
尹光白: 唉, 你咪救人啦, 我都知道就唔救佢架勒,
所以我地廣東人既俗語講得好呀, 好心著雷劈,
一Ｄ都冇錯架. 呢! 就係好似果個肥婆咁, 踢波,
係河邊踢, 跌左落河, 係我救佢上黎姐, 都唔在話勒,
救人一命呀勝過七級浮屠, 救佢上黎重話我非禮佢,
你知啦, 遊水救人, 抆下撞下梗係有架啦嘛.
佢支支呀佐 佢真囉呀梳
居然窒阿哥 都只為執個波
好彩我讀過詩書不易發火
否則我又再兜腳踢佢落河
荷里活呢間大酒店 有個肥婆為左學踢波
爭Ｄ命冇左 你地玩波 玩波
應該要小心播
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Hollywood (Live)

Darling, in the grand hotel of Hollywood,
Three hefty ladies are learning to play soccer,
You kick and I kick, and the ball ends up in the water,
Oh, you want to retrieve it, I'll do it for you,
I dive down into the water and grab the ball with both hands,
I pop up to the surface, expecting you to catch it,
But your mind's elsewhere, and you slip into the water,
I call for help, and two more overweight companions come to your aid,
You're lucky we managed to revive you, you should be more careful,
When playing on the edge of the pool.
Chubby lady A: Are you okay, chubby lady B?
Chubby lady B: I'm fine, but that creepy old man is acting very strangely.
Chubby lady C: Why is that?
Chubby lady A: He's being so inappropriate.
Chubby lady B: Yes, he's been touching me.
Chubby lady A: That's outrageous!
Chubby lady C: He's taking advantage of the situation.
Chubby lady B: Yes, yes!
Chubby lady A: I'm sure he tried to assault you.
Chubby lady B: Yes, yes, there are people like that.
Mr. Wan: Hey, I was just trying to help, if I knew this was going to happen, I wouldn't have bothered.
As the Cantonese saying goes, "If you do a good deed, you'll be struck by lightning."
It's so true. This lady was playing soccer by the river and fell in,
So I helped her out, but then she accused me of molesting her,
You do a good deed and they repay you with evil,
You know, when you're trying to save someone from drowning, things can get a little physical.
I am so angry and upset
She even accused me of something just for retrieving a ball
But i kept my cool and didn't get upset
Or else i would have kicked her back into the river
In the grand hotel of Hollywood,
A chubby lady almost lost her life because she wanted to play soccer,
You should be more careful,
When playing on the edge of the pool.