Текст и перевод песни 屁孩 Ryan - 我好壞

我好壞

我好壞 我好壞
過馬路從來不扶老太太
我好壞 我好壞
經過行天宮從來不拜拜

我好壞 我好壞
過馬路從來不扶老太太
我好壞 我好壞
經過行天宮從來不拜拜

他們曾說我是饒舌清流
但現在才發現自己錯的荒謬
我從不順時鐘 我偏要向左走
我是防疫破口

從國中就開始鎖不住犯罪的靈魂
放學不鎖窗戶溜回教室做事不單純
埋進女同學的外套偷偷來聞
打開她們水壺舔一圈 間接接吻

去麥當勞只點一個中薯做個樣
但拿六包番茄醬
尷尬的氛圍 正在醞釀
我再要五包胡椒粉直接把場子搞僵

我看電影從不吃熱狗爆米花
只吃最臭的豆腐甜不辣
坐上最後排 他們都以為我是邊緣咖
其實妹子蹲在下面幫我吹喇叭

飯店洗髮精肥皂我全沒收
泡湯香精值錢的一個也別漏
牙刷牙膏毛巾通通帶走
我是飯店通緝的茶包小偷

亂丟垃圾 面不改色
坐博愛座假裝睡著其實還醒著
看到tinder嘻哈女孩有點好色
嗨 我是屁孩我唱饒舌

我好壞 我好壞
過馬路從來不扶老太太
我好壞 我好壞
經過行天宮從來不拜拜

我好壞 我好壞
過馬路從來不扶老太太
我好壞 我好壞
經過行天宮從來不拜拜

上了高中 愛上了初戀
第一次想把A片畫面全部實現
讓他放鬆 讓他暢通
他問我怎麼約他泡溫泉 明明是夏天

限速60我都開65
遵守法規的騎士 已經落伍
騎在人行道東區暴走族
右彎不待轉 壓車靠手扶

饒舌歌手停車不立中柱只立側柱
整台靠到旁邊車上我也不在乎
再鎖上龍頭讓他們超難對付
我超壞超有fu我超酷

掏出寶貝正要用力來一炮
他問我寶貝where is 保險套
我翻翻包包做出驚訝貌
假裝忘記問他乾脆今天中出好不好

我好壞 我好壞
過馬路從來不扶老太太
我好壞 我好壞
經過行天宮從來不拜拜

我好壞 我好壞
過馬路從來不扶老太太
我好壞 我好壞
經過行天宮從來不拜拜

I am so bad

Am I bad, very bad
I never help old ladies across the street
Am I bad, very bad
I never pray when passing by Xingtian Temple

Am I bad, very bad
I never help old ladies across the street
Am I bad, very bad
I never pray when passing by Xingtian Temple

They used to say that I am a clear stream of rap
But now I realize how ridiculously wrong I was
I never go clockwise, I insist on going to the left
I am the loophole in the epidemic prevention

Since junior high school, I couldn't lock my criminal soul
After school, I opened the window and slipped back into the classroom to do something unusual
I buried in my female classmate's coat, secretly smelled it
Opened their thermos cup and licked it, indirectly kissing them

I go to McDonald's and order only one medium fries as a sample
But I take six packs of tomato sauce
The atmosphere is awkward, it is brewing
I want five more packs of pepper to make the atmosphere tense

I don't eat hot dogs or popcorn when I go to the movies
I only eat the worst-smelling stinky tofu
I sit in the last row, and they all think I am a marginal person
In fact, the girl is squatting below me, helping me blow the horn

I took all the shampoo and soap from the hotel
The valuable bath essence, I didn’t miss any of them
I took away all the toothbrushes, toothpaste and towels
I am the tea bag thief wanted by the hotel

I throw garbage everywhere without changing my face
I pretend to be asleep on the priority seat, but I am actually awake
I feel a little bit erotic when I see the hip-hop girl on Tinder
Hi, I am P-Hai, and I sing rap

Am I bad, very bad
I never help old ladies across the street
Am I bad, very bad
I never pray when passing by Xingtian Temple

Am I bad, very bad
I never help old ladies across the street
Am I bad, very bad
I never pray when passing by Xingtian Temple

When I went to high school, I fell in love with my first love
For the first time, I wanted to realize all the scenes in the A film
Let him relax, let him be smooth
He asked me why I asked him to go to the hot spring with him, it was obviously summer

The speed limit is 60, I drive 65
Riders who abide by the rules have become outdated
Riding on the sidewalk, the Dongqu street racing clan
No right turn without waiting to turn, lean the bike on the handrails

Rap singers park their motorcycles without a center stand, only a side stand
I don't care if the whole motorcycle leans against the car next to me
Then lock the handlebars to make it difficult for them to deal with
I am super bad, super cool, and super handsome

I took out my baby and was about to shoot it hard
He asked me, baby, where is the condom
I rummaged through my bag and made a surprised expression
Pretending to forget, I asked him if it was okay to just shoot inside

Am I bad, very bad
I never help old ladies across the street
Am I bad, very bad
I never pray when passing by Xingtian Temple

Am I bad, very bad
I never help old ladies across the street
Am I bad, very bad
I never pray when passing by Xingtian Temple