Текст и перевод песни 屁孩 Ryan - 死屁孩

死屁孩

他們追不上我
想要用微笑帶過
嚇得晚上躲在被窩裡發抖

但我的才華外露
我的錶也外露
看見say ayo（ayo!）

別擔心別驚恐
消業障除病痛
快成為信眾（成為信眾！）

如果你看見 如果你相信
Say屁孩（屁孩）

喔拍謝現在才正式自我介紹
是的那位陷阱妹正是我 在街道
屁孩變了 討人厭了 有皮沒餡了
拜託別這麼老套
我沒化妝上街還沒人知道

BCW吳卓源 欸你是誰
新說唱（嗶）欸你是誰
嘻哈唐伯虎阮經天 欸你是誰
那陷阱妹 喔我聽過但 你是誰啊

跟風仔以為我是個new trap king
為嘻哈夢拚鬥賣命
他們不承認其實我只是個愛裸露又低級的drag queen

單純猥褻的結合 私底下算m屬性
MC Jin的靈魂假裝自己是畢書盡

他們追不上我
想要用微笑帶過
嚇得晚上躲在被窩裡發抖

但我的才華外露
我的錶也外露
看見say ayo（ayo!）

別擔心別驚恐
消業障除病痛
快成為信眾（成為信眾！）

如果你看見 如果你相信
Say屁孩（屁孩）

我不耍帥
我只做愛
耍不做愛的帥的人是腦袋趴帶
還沒入行就經歷花落花開
算是誤闖 但在路上發大財

屁孩所以你為什麼轉行做饒舌
一個好亂的貴圈 爸媽都擔心你會夭折
欸 大概是 已經敗壞各種道德
饒舌已經飽和 聽到我都無聊了

好無聊 好好笑 受不鳥 好好好豪洨
Blah blah blah blah冷的要死硬說燙的要燒焦

Wait讓我伸個絕妙大懶腰
讓你睡個來自老學校的大懶覺

So mama別擔心 他們需要我
雖然有時像對牛彈琴 像在做效果
看我手起刀落 看我這神操作
快看我這騷貨 你們老婆全都超醜

他們追不上我
想要用微笑帶過
嚇得晚上躲在被窩裡發抖

但我的才華外露
我的錶也外露
看見say ayo（ayo!）

別擔心別驚恐
消業障除病痛
快成為信眾（成為信眾！）

如果你看見 如果你相信
Say屁孩（屁孩）

所以追不上我
也不用太過失落
畢竟有太多女孩都這樣試過
不要跟我 追趕跑跳碰
我只想跟你 他媽濕擦搓捧揉

你的天職我當兼職 從IG限時走到電視
檢視鹹濕歌詞鑽研最低級的遣詞填詞
顏值限制無法掩飾魅力現實
女孩濕了快 給她面紙 我堅持

每次都說要 炸掉
但一上場就 法掉
你的音源線會被豹子膽給 拔掉
當一切都悲劇到只剩real
單細胞生物有自己的chill

所以所有舊雨新知都歡迎光顧
我用flow與 新知識幹到你恍惚
良好回客率 品牌我用生命保護
找回童年樂趣 跑友至少三年保固

So P to the I to the Hai
屁股 翹又不矮 有 誰不愛
喔他說me 不要成 為那洨屁孩

Say（嗶）you 然後一起唱

他們追不上我
想要用微笑帶過
嚇得晚上躲在被窩裡發抖

但我的才華外露
我的錶也外露
看見say ayo（ayo!）

別擔心別驚恐
消業障除病痛
快成為信眾（成為信眾！）

如果你看見 如果你相信
Say屁孩（屁孩）

Dead Ass Kid

They can't keep up with me
Trying to hide it with a smile
Scared to death, shivering in their beds at night

But my talent's on full display
My watch is too, can't you see?
When you see it, say ayo (ayo!)

Don't worry, don't be scared
I'll clear your karma and cure your pain
Become a believer (become a believer!)

If you see it, if you believe
Say Pìhái (Pìhái)

Oh sorry, just now formally introducing myself
Yes, that trap girl on the street, that's me
Pìhái's changed, become annoying, all style no substance
Please, that's so cliché
I go out without makeup and nobody even knows

BCW, Julia Wu, hey, who are you?
New rap (beep) hey, who are you?
Hip-hop Tang Bohu, Ethan Ruan, hey, who are you?
That trap girl, oh I've heard of her, but who are you?

Trend followers think I'm a new trap king
Fighting and risking my life for the hip-hop dream
They won't admit I'm just a low-class, exhibitionist drag queen

A simple mix of vulgarity and sex, secretly kinda masochistic
MC Jin's soul pretending to be Bii

They can't keep up with me
Trying to hide it with a smile
Scared to death, shivering in their beds at night

But my talent's on full display
My watch is too, can't you see?
When you see it, say ayo (ayo!)

Don't worry, don't be scared
I'll clear your karma and cure your pain
Become a believer (become a believer!)

If you see it, if you believe
Say Pìhái (Pìhái)

I don't show off
I just make love
Those who show off but don't make love are fools
Experienced love's bloom and fade before even entering the industry
Kind of stumbled in, but made a fortune on the way

Pìhái, so why did you switch to rap?
A chaotic circle, your parents worry you'll die young
Eh, probably because I've already corrupted all morals
Rap is oversaturated, I'm bored listening to it

So boring, so funny, can't stand it, such bullshit
Blah blah blah blah, cold as ice, insisting it's burning hot

Wait, let me stretch in a magnificent, lazy way
Let you sleep a big, lazy sleep from the old school

So mama, don't worry, they need me
Even though sometimes it's like playing the piano to a cow, like doing it for effect
Watch me strike with precision, watch my godly moves
Look at me, you hottie, your wives are all so ugly

They can't keep up with me
Trying to hide it with a smile
Scared to death, shivering in their beds at night

But my talent's on full display
My watch is too, can't you see?
When you see it, say ayo (ayo!)

Don't worry, don't be scared
I'll clear your karma and cure your pain
Become a believer (become a believer!)

If you see it, if you believe
Say Pìhái (Pìhái)

So, if you can't keep up with me
Don't be too disappointed
After all, so many girls have tried
Don't play tag with me
I just want to fucking lick, rub, and squeeze you

Your main job, I do it as a side hustle, from IG stories to TV
Examining lewd lyrics, studying the lowest forms of wording
The limitations of appearance can't hide the reality of charm
The girl's wet, give her a tissue, I insist

Every time they say they'll blow up
But as soon as they get on stage, they flop
Your audio cable will be ripped out by a leopard's courage
When everything is tragic and only real remains
Single-celled organisms have their own chill

So all old and new friends are welcome to visit
I'll fuck you into a daze with my flow and new knowledge
Good customer return rate, I protect the brand with my life
Rediscover the joy of childhood, running buddies have at least a three-year warranty

So P to the I to the Hai
Butt, perky and not short, who wouldn't love it?
Oh, he said me, don't become that little ass kid

Say (beep) you and sing along

They can't keep up with me
Trying to hide it with a smile
Scared to death, shivering in their beds at night

But my talent's on full display
My watch is too, can't you see?
When you see it, say ayo (ayo!)

Don't worry, don't be scared
I'll clear your karma and cure your pain
Become a believer (become a believer!)

If you see it, if you believe
Say Pìhái (Pìhái)