Текст и перевод песни Yasuyuki Okamura - どぉなっちゃってんだよ

どぉなっちゃってんだよ

Hey everybody
今年の夏は誇らしいと誰からも 言われてみたい気がする
ねぇ 職場でとなりの席がバカなセクハラ上司で君を撫でたら殴るの?
読んだ本は全部マンガばかりで 次の日全部忘れちゃう
だって重要なことなら誰かれ問わずに fashion, fashion
Hey everybody
好みのギャルもビデオばかり見てたなら出会う機会も失せるぜ
好きだと言えないくせして子供みたいに死ぬほど言ってもらいたがってる
そうだろ?
俺なんかもっと頑張ればきっと女なんかジャンジャンもてまくり
やっぱマニュアル通りに見つめてそんでもって mansion, mansion
どぉなっちゃってんだよ 人生がんばってんだよ
一生懸命って素敵そうじゃん
どぉなっちゃってんだよ 人生がんばってんだよ
ベランダ立って胸をはれ

俺達きっとなんだかんだ言って宿題なんぞ投げ出したい
そんで流行の雑誌で生きかた定めて fashion, fashion
俺なんかもっと頑張ればきっと女なんかジャンジャンもてまくり
やっぱマニュアル通りに見つめてそんでもって mansion, mansion
どぉなっちゃってんだよ 人生がんばってんだよ
一生懸命って素敵そうじゃん
どぉなっちゃってんだよ 人生がんばってんだよ
無難なロックじゃ楽しくない
俺はほこりにファズかけて
ベッドシーツを正したい ah
Baby 週刊誌が俺について書いていることは全部ウソだぜ

Yeah Yeah
俺の意見に賛成かいそれじゃ一緒に歌おうぜEverybody sing!
どぉなっちゃってんだよ
どどどどぉなっちゃってんだろ
Hey hey hey...

What's Going On?

Hey everybody
This summer, I really wish somebody would tell me how proud they are of me
Look, my workplace is full of dumb, sexually harassing bosses. If he touched you, would you punch him?
The only books I read are mangas, and the next day I've forgotten everything I read
Anything important to me, I can't keep secrets. I just have to tell everybody. I mean, fashion, fashion
Hey everybody
The girl I like only watches videos, so she's probably missed her chance to meet her future husband
You can't say you love me, and yet you act like a little kid and crave my attention all the time
Am I right?
If I worked a little harder, I bet I could date any woman I wanted
I guess I should read the manual, look at her the way it says, and then I'll get a mansion, mansion
What's going on? I'm trying so hard
Working hard is cool, right?
What's going on? I'm trying so hard
Stand tall on the balcony with your chest puffed out

At the end of the day, all we ever want to do is drop our homework
Then we read fashion magazines to figure out how to live. Fashion, fashion
If I worked a little harder, I bet I could date any woman I wanted
I guess I should read the manual, look at her the way it says, and then I'll get a mansion, mansion
What's going on? I'm trying so hard
Working hard is cool, right?
What's going on? I'm trying so hard
Boring rock music isn't any fun
I play my guitar with a lot of distortion
I want to make my bed sheets look perfect. Ah
Baby, the stuff they write about me in the tabloids is all lies

Yeah Yeah
If you agree with me, then sing along with me. Everybody sing!
What's going on?
What, what, what's going on?
Hey hey hey...