Текст и перевод песни 崔子格 - 怪蜀黍

怪蜀黍

怪蜀黍

穿着大衣坐在角落里
鸭舌帽低低遮住眼睛
每次我抬头都能看见你
那一脸沧桑的络腮胡须
无论到哪你总在附近
地下铁公交商场餐厅
不停地发来求交往消息
还附上故作卖萌的臭表情

怪叔叔来追 快做好防备
轻轻轻轻 逃出他包围
你笑得很谄媚 我吓得只想退
拜托大叔我们真的不配
怪叔叔来追 尾随小美眉
心心心心 乱成一团灰
你执着很可贵 但方法难恭维
求求你别再对我想入非非

穿着大衣坐在角落里
鸭舌帽低低遮住眼睛
每次我抬头都能看见你
那一脸沧桑的络腮胡须
无论到哪你总在附近
地下铁公交商场餐厅
不停地发来求交往消息
还附上故作卖萌的臭表情

怪叔叔来追 快做好防备
轻轻轻轻 逃出他包围
你笑得很谄媚 我吓得只想退
拜托大叔我们真的不配
怪叔叔来追 尾随小美眉
心心心心 乱成一团灰
你执着很可贵 但方法难恭维
求求你别再对我想入非非
怪叔叔来追 快做好防备
轻轻轻轻 逃出他包围
你笑得很谄媚 我吓得只想退
拜托大叔我们真的不配
怪叔叔来追 尾随小美眉
心心心心 乱成一团灰
你执着很可贵 但方法难恭维
求求你别再对我想入非非

Creepy Uncle

Creepy Uncle

Wearing an overcoat, sitting in the corner
Baseball cap pulled low, hiding your eyes
Every time I look up, I can see you
That face, weathered and scruffy
No matter where I go, you're always nearby
Subway, bus, mall, restaurant
Constantly sending requests to date
Even attaching those cutesy, annoying emojis

Creepy Uncle coming after me, I'm on high alert
Slowly, silently, I'll escape your clutches
You smile so slyly, it sends shivers down my spine
Please, old man, we're so not a match
Creepy Uncle pursuing me, like a shadow
My heart's pounding, my thoughts in chaos
Your determination is admirable, but your methods are questionable
I beg you, stop having these absurd fantasies about me

Wearing an overcoat, sitting in the corner
Baseball cap pulled low, hiding your eyes
Every time I look up, I can see you
That face, weathered and scruffy
No matter where I go, you're always nearby
Subway, bus, mall, restaurant
Constantly sending requests to date
Even attaching those cutesy, annoying emojis

Creepy Uncle coming after me, I'm on high alert
Slowly, silently, I'll escape your clutches
You smile so slyly, it sends shivers down my spine
Please, old man, we're so not a match
Creepy Uncle pursuing me, like a shadow
My heart's pounding, my thoughts in chaos
Your determination is admirable, but your methods are questionable
I beg you, stop having these absurd fantasies about me
Creepy Uncle coming after me, I'm on high alert
Slowly, silently, I'll escape your clutches
You smile so slyly, it sends shivers down my spine
Please, old man, we're so not a match
Creepy Uncle pursuing me, like a shadow
My heart's pounding, my thoughts in chaos
Your determination is admirable, but your methods are questionable
I beg you, stop having these absurd fantasies about me