報告班長 - Live Version - 庾澄慶 перевод на английский

報告班長 - Live Version

起床，注意，五分鐘以後連集合場集合完畢。
稍息以後開始行動，稍息
報告班長，昨天晚上沒睡好，現在頭痛的不得了
啊，我管你睡好沒睡好，出操上課照樣跑
報告班長，出公差溜到福利社，碰到連長，
叫我回來找班長報到
摸魚摸到大白鯊，看你以後還敢不敢亂搞
報告班長，打靶的聲音太大，
自願留在營區掃廁所 棉花塞著耳朵當靶兵，
保證讓你不害怕
報告班長，早餐吃不飽，
五百障礙沒有力氣跑
軍人除了生孩子，什麼事都辦得到，
給你福利當福氣，給你方便當隨便，
給你輕鬆當放鬆，給你臉你不要臉
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
注意，帶單兵攻擊教材，小板凳，戴鋼盔，
步槍不用上刺刀 紮S腰帶，打綁腿，不帶防毒面具，
稍息以後開始動作，稍息
庾澄慶，還賴在寢室幹什麼? 報告班長，布鞋找不到，
出操讓我穿拖鞋，你說好不好? 單兵注意，
目標正前方發現不明物，單兵如何處理?
報告班長，提槍低姿快跑前進，臥倒出槍快轉槍慢，
觀察敵情然後迅速後退
三分鐘後，洗澡完畢，著裝整齊，原地集合，
報告班長，我的內褲打死結，
借把剪刀好不好，
胡鬧，合理的要求是訓練，不合理的要求是磨練
混，你再混就要倒大霉，
馬上讓你有當不完的兵，
不要懷疑，就是你
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
看我們的隊伍 雄壯威武 聽我們的歌聲 響徹雲霄
看我們的國旗 迎風飄揚
答數
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
連上弟兄晚安，班長晚安

Report to the Sergeant - Live Version

Get up, attention, five minutes afterwards, gathering at the field gathering complete.
Rest after starting to act, rest
Report sergeant, last night didn't sleep well, now have a headache and it's terrible
Ah, I don't care if you slept well or not, exercise class will run just the same.
Report sergeant, went on official business to the canteen, bumped into the company commander,
told me to return and report to the sergeant
Slacking off and met a great white shark, see if you dare mess around in the future
Report sergeant, the target shooting sounds are too loud,
volunteer to stay in the camp and clean the toilet. Put cotton in your ears to act as a target,
Guarantee you won't be scared
Report sergeant, can't fill up on breakfast,
don't have the energy to run the 500-obstacle course
Soldiers can do anything except give birth, give you benefits as blessings, give you convenience as casualness,
give you ease as relaxation, give you face and you don't want face
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
Attention, bring single-soldier attack teaching materials, small stool, wear a steel helmet,
Don't put a bayonet on the rifle. Tie an S belt, tie leg wraps, don't wear a gas mask,
Rest after starting to act, rest
Yu Chengqing, what are you still doing in the dormitory? Report sergeant, can't find my cloth shoes,
let me wear slippers for exercise, what do you think? Single soldiers, attention,
An unidentified object has been discovered directly in front of the target. How will single soldiers handle it?
Report sergeant, carry a gun, approach quickly in a low posture, lie down and pull out the gun quickly, turn the gun slowly,
observe the enemy situation, then retreat quickly
In three minutes, finish showering, dress neatly, and gather at the original location,
Report sergeant, my underwear is tied in a knot,
can I borrow a pair of scissors,
nonsense, a reasonable request is training, an unreasonable request is training
fool around, if you fool around, you'll be in big trouble,
will immediately make you never finish being a soldier,
don't doubt it, it's you
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
See our team. Majestic and mighty. Hear our singing. Resounding through the clouds.
Count
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you will become a great and upright boy
When you leave here, you will become a mature and independent man
Good night brothers, good night sergeant.