Текст и перевод песни 庾澄慶 - 報告班長 (Live)

報告班長 (Live)

起床，注意，五分鐘以後連集合場集合完畢。
稍息以後開始行動，稍息
報告班長，昨天晚上沒睡好，現在頭痛的不得了
啊，我管你睡好沒睡好，出操上課照樣跑
報告班長，出公差溜到福利社，碰到連長，
叫我回來找班長報到
摸魚摸到大白鯊，看你以後還敢不敢亂搞
報告班長，打靶的聲音太大，
自願留在營區掃廁所 棉花塞著耳朵當靶兵，
保證讓你不害怕
報告班長，早餐吃不飽，
五百障礙沒有力氣跑
軍人除了生孩子，什麼事都辦得到，
給你福利當福氣，給你方便當隨便，
給你輕鬆當放鬆，給你臉你不要臉
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
注意，帶單兵攻擊教材，小板凳，戴鋼盔，
步槍不用上刺刀 紮S腰帶，打綁腿，不帶防毒面具，
稍息以後開始動作，稍息
庾澄慶，還賴在寢室幹什麼? 報告班長，布鞋找不到，
出操讓我穿拖鞋，你說好不好? 單兵注意，
目標正前方發現不明物，單兵如何處理?
報告班長，提槍低姿快跑前進，臥倒出槍快轉槍慢，
觀察敵情然後迅速後退
三分鐘後，洗澡完畢，著裝整齊，原地集合，
報告班長，我的內褲打死結，
借把剪刀好不好，
胡鬧，合理的要求是訓練，不合理的要求是磨練
混，你再混就要倒大霉，
馬上讓你有當不完的兵，
不要懷疑，就是你
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
看我們的隊伍 雄壯威武 聽我們的歌聲 響徹雲霄
看我們的國旗 迎風飄揚
答數
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
連上弟兄晚安，班長晚安

Report to the Sergeant (Live)

Wake up, attention, in five minutes, assemble on the battalion's grid.
Rest after initiating movement.
Report to the sergeant, yesterday’s poor slumber, splitting headache.
Ah, I don't care if you slept well or not, marching and training must be done.
Report to the sergeant, erranding at the welfare society, caught by the battalion commander,
He asked me to return and report to the sergeant.
Caught fish-hooking at the great white shark, let’s see if you dare to mess around in the future.
Report to the sergeant, gunshots are too loud,
Voluntarily staying in the battalion to sweep the toilets, using cotton as earplugs, acting as a target,
I guarantee I’ll make sure you won’t be scared.
Report to the sergeant, breakfast is not enough,
I’ll have no energy for the 500 obstacles run.
Soldiers, anything other than birthing, you can do,
Taking welfare as fortune, taking convenience as indulgence,
Taking ease as slack, taking a face saving offer as shameless,
Coming here, you will become a formidable man
Leaving here, you will become a mature and independent man
Coming here, you will become a formidable man
Leaving here, you will become a mature and independent man
Attention, bring along the single-soldier tactics manual, a small stool, a steel helmet,
A rifle without a bayonet, fasten a S belt, tie your gaiters, don't bring a gas mask,
Rest after initiating movement.
Yu Chengqing, why are you still lounging in the barracks? Reporting to the sergeant, I can’t find my sneakers,
Marching in slippers, how does that sound? Single soldier, attention,
An unknown object has been spotted straight ahead, how should a single soldier respond?
Reporting to the sergeant, advance quickly at low altitude with the gun, drop, take out the gun quickly, turn the gun slowly,
Observe the hostile situation and retreat quickly.
In three minutes, finish bathing, dress整齊, assemble on the drill ground,
Reporting to the sergeant, my underwear is tied into a death knot,
May I borrow a pair of scissors?
Nonsense, reasonable requests are considered training, unreasonable requests are considered challenges.
Slacker, continue slacking and you're in big trouble,
You're going to regret having so much time here.
Don’t doubt it, it’s you.
Coming here, you will become a formidable man
Leaving here, you will become a mature and independent man
Coming here, you will become a formidable man
Leaving here, you will become a mature and independent man
Look at our team, majestic and mighty, listen to our voices, resounding through the clouds,
Look at our flag, waving in the wind.
Count off.
Coming here, you will become a formidable man
Leaving here, you will become a mature and independent man
Coming here, you will become a formidable man
Leaving here, you will become a mature and independent man
Coming here, you will become a formidable man
Leaving here, you will become a mature and independent man
Coming here, you will become a formidable man
Leaving here, you will become a mature and independent man
Good night to the battalion mates, good night to the sergeant.