Текст и перевод песни 庾澄慶 - 西完遊的面紙 (with 吳莫愁 & 李瑞軒)

西完遊的面紙 (with 吳莫愁 & 李瑞軒)

庾：
整个世界我什么都能击败
但是我却被无聊彻底击败
一百年以前妖怪对我崇拜
一百年以后乡民对我自拍
过去的我多么精彩
现在我变成猴型的立牌
陪乡民拿金箍棒自拍
整个世界什么我都吃得开
开一间酒吧吃喝玩乐超 high
一百年以前大师兄多摇摆
一百年以后比我还要痴呆
过去的我人见人不爱 oh no
现在夜店里喝醉的女孩
他们都叫我 木村拓哉
李：
整个世界都在等我出教材
我佛慈悲给我柔软的身材
一百年以前遇到三个蠢才
一百年以后依旧作育英才
过去的我善哉善哉
现在的我跟着观音和如来
一边做瑜伽 一边吃生菜
吴：
整个世界什么我都能忍耐
只要有个人对我很爱很爱
一百年以前我只是个妖怪
一百年以后我想为小孩买菜
现在的我年华不再
可是喜欢你的感觉还在
从一数到一百 唉 你还是不明白
不明白 不明白

Overused Tissues (with Momo Wu & Li Ruixuan)

You:
I can conquer everything in this world
But I'm completely defeated by boredom
A hundred years ago, monsters worshipped me
A hundred years later, villagers take selfies with me
I used to be so extraordinary
Now I'm a monkey-shaped standee
Posing with a golden staff for villagers to take selfies
I can socialize anywhere in the world
Running a bar, eating, drinking, and having a blast
A hundred years ago, my big brother was so cool
A hundred years later, he's even more senile than me
I used to be shunned by everyone oh no
Now drunk girls in nightclubs
Call me Takuya Kimura
Li:
The world is waiting for me to write a textbook
The Buddha's compassion blessed me with a supple body
A hundred years ago, I met three idiots
A hundred years later, I'm still teaching the younger generation
I used to chant "Amitabha"
Now I follow Guanyin and the Tathagata
Doing yoga and eating lettuce
Wu:
I can endure anything in the world
As long as someone loves me with all their heart
A hundred years ago, I was just a monster
A hundred years later, I want to buy groceries for my kids
I'm not as young as I used to be
But my feelings for you haven't changed
I've counted from one to a hundred, alas, you still don't understand
Don't understand, don't understand